Corrupt A Wish!

[DespairBear]

Granted! But you will forever be blind when looking in a mirror/at yourself.


I wish I could own a library

 

[that1aj]

Haha that's actually not that bad, trombones are smaller and lighter.


Granted, now you can never stop reading.


I wish I was in choir instead of band

 

[DreamBeat]

I should've said the tuba...


Granted, but you must always sing while in the choir room


I wish I had infinite knowledge!

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted but because you have infinite knowledge, you have lost all of your sanity and now no one believes a word you say.


I wish for a happy life.

 

[DespairBear]

Granted! But your the source of your happiness is the suffering of those closest to you!


I wish I knew what the otherworlds are like!

 

[cinderfloof]

Granted but this knowledge has corrupted your mind and now you are severely mentally unhealthy.


I wish to protect the one I love.

 

[DespairBear]

Granted! But the protection comes in the form of you being an umbrella..


I wish I had superpowers!

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but you are forced to give up your soul in the form of a gem which very delicate. Which if it breaks, your body become a hollowed husk.


I wish that my house was always clean.

 

[cinderfloof]

Granted! But it is an army of spiders who clean your house


I wish for a perfect GPA

 

[DespairBear]

Granded! But for the perfect GPA you must give up your life of friends and roleplaying!


I wish I had a better wardrobe...

 

[cinderfloof]

Granted! But the wardrobe is all white and you are clumsy


I wish for a cookie

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted! But you are now in deep debt from buying awesome clothes...


I wish I had galleons


EDIT: NINJAD!


Granted but it's a poisonous cookie

 

[Krowley]

I wish I had galleons

You have 3 galleons. They can only be accessed in South Korea.


I wish I owned the internet.

 

[DreamBeat]

That's cool. I'm going to be there in less than a month!


You now own the internet, but it's out of your control.


I wish I had sunscreen.

 

[DespairBear]

ugh I don't like white clothes xD


Granted but It is always nighttime around you


I wish I had a better laptop

 

[DreamBeat]

Agh! Useless sunscreen!


Granted, but it costs one million dollars.


I wish I could sell my box of rubber bands for $100

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but the money is useless.


I wish I was more confident.

 

[DespairBear]

Granted but everyone else if three times as confident!


I wish I could re-dye my hair

 

[that1aj]

Granted, but it's always a color you hate!


I wish I had eaten breakfast today...

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but you cannot eat breakfast for the rest of your life.


I wish people wouldn't invite me to parties where I'm the only one who doesn't know everyone.

 

[Pacificus]

Granted, but now you're inviting people you don't know to your


parties.


I wish I had an enormous hotdog.

 

[-.-.Lucifer.-.-]

Granted...


But it's too big for you to eat.


I wish I wish I was a Fish.

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but you're a horribly mutated so the Government is trying to capture you to run experiments.


I wish that I had a city named in my honor.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but now you're inviting people you don't know to your
parties.


I wish I had an enormous hotdog.

I don't throw my own parties, so I guess that's fine.


Granted, but all the people outside of that city hate you.


I wish my sticky notes was a color I liked.

 

[Sharkiee]

Granted, but the notes are no longer sticky.


I wish I could go for a trip around the world.