Fantasy [cBn] KV_OOC

[Worthlessplebian]

"Yeah but actually my father is a wolf that married a vixen so technically I'm part wolf and-"

Árni:

 

[Ramjammer]

I will be completely honest I chose to be a fox like astrian cuz I wanted to be a half beast but the only FC I liked was Ahri from league so I chose to create a fox. Except, man I'm smol as heck. So now I'm hesitating between assuming my shorter height or going the "Yeah but actually my father is a wolf that married a vixen so technically I'm part wolf and-"

Or do like everyone and just *throw sparkle* "It's Fantasy™ bro"

Jox is just a half assed mix of Master Shredder and a Skaven. Go wild.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Jox is just a half assed mix of Master Shredder and a Skaven. Go wild.

Ah, yes. I see you're following the IDW 2011 comics timeline.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Jox leading a personal army in the future.

 

[Ramjammer]

Its what he deserves.

 

[Pilgrim59]

Family is the strongest unit of force.

 

[Pilgrim59]

Ravens and wolves share a symbiotic bond, that is characterised by a scout and takedown role. Wherein the ravens would find the food, alert the wolves then they'll kill the prey and eat while the ravens look out for other predators.

In the intervals between meals, the ravens would play with the pups with tug of war.

Very cool real life lore. Thank you.

 

[Pilgrim59]

You steal the eggs out of  one nest and suddenly every bird in the neighborhood has an opinion about it.

Akin to Americans when a certain fallen twin-building is brought up in a conversation.

 

[Pilgrim59]

I will be completely honest I chose to be a fox like astrian cuz I wanted to be a half beast but the only FC I liked was Ahri from league so I chose to create a fox. Except, man I'm smol as heck. So now I'm hesitating between assuming my shorter height or going the "Yeah but actually my father is a wolf that married a vixen so technically I'm part wolf and-"

Or do like everyone and just *throw sparkle* "It's Fantasy™ bro"

Or just don't mention it at all. Let the historians argue about it 700 years down the line.
Ahem.

Heights dun matte- Actually, it does. Smaller hitbox.
I wouldn't know where to begin with interspecies breeding lore. They will have hybrids, and their hybrids will have hybrids, and their hybrid-hybrid will have more hybrids.

 

[Ramjammer]

Rat attack.

Also I referenced Skaven heights for Jox. They tend to run the spectrum close to human heights. But bigger rat bastards are big because they're stronger. Little rat bastards can get ahead if their bloodthirsty enough though.

 

[FiveElemental]

Rat attack.

Also I referenced Skaven heights for Jox. They tend to run the spectrum close to human heights. But bigger rat bastards are big because they're stronger. Little rat bastards can get ahead if their bloodthirsty enough though.

Rat man got so many things to say, my goodness

 

[Arnalia]

Or just don't mention it at all. Let the historians argue about it 700 years down the line.

*700 later*... furious debate are held between historian on if Kaija Laine was truly a "White Fox" citing that she was rumored to have the height of a great wolf but identified as an artic fox astrian. The idea she was a now extinct breed of both is a popular opinion on which science is unsure. [...]



Yeah I was also thinking about the combat aspect. Wolf are overall stronger but heavier and larger. And also if I'm smol™ then I can fit into a bag Chihuahua style and the thought of being a cute but feral thingy lowkey make me laugh. But being badass is cool....so I dunno I will just be a wolf that pretend to be a fox lol

 

[Pilgrim59]

*700 later*... furious debate are held between historian on if Kaija Laine was truly a "White Fox" citing that she was rumored to have the height of a great wolf but identified as an artic fox astrian. The idea she was a now extinct breed of both is a popular opinion on which science is unsure. [...]



Yeah I was also thinking about the combat aspect. Wolf are overall stronger but heavier and larger. And also if I'm smol™ then I can fit into a bag Chihuahua style and the thought of being a cute but feral thingy lowkey make me laugh. But being badass is cool....so I dunno I will just be a wolf that pretend to be a fox lol

Same vibe as "Attila can't be Turkish! He's obviously Hungarian. It says so in his epithet!"
And then some archeologist dug up some bones and found artificial fox-ears. The first e-girl.

"A wolf that pretend to be a fox"
(visible confusion)

 

[FiveElemental]

That feeling when you want to post but you made too many mistakes

 

[Worthlessplebian]

"A wolf that pretend to be a fox"

Sounds like a wolf version of Bodarks, only they like to be foxes.

Bodark - Men who choose/want to be wolves.

 

[Pilgrim59]

Bodark - Men who choose/want to be wolves.

(narrows eyes)
Furries....

 

[FiveElemental]

(narrows eyes)
Furries....

No matter what age, or culture, there will always be furries

 

[Worthlessplebian]

It's that pesky animal exceptionalism that everyone is so in love with.
"Ohmergawd, look at majestical that beast!"
"Respeck Animalinooos, they aren't just blood thisrty savages, they're heckin cuterinooo!"
"Wowzers! Look at how stronk it is, let's copy it and make effigies to it!"
"They deserve our love unwantedly and our protection unquestionably!!!"

 

[FiveElemental]

That feeling when you finish your post, and think there's no errors, but there always is

 

[Pilgrim59]

It's that pesky animal exceptionalism that everyone is so in love with.
"Ohmergawd, look at majestical that beast!"
"Respeck Animalinooos, they aren't just blood thisrty savages, they're heckin cuterinooo!"
"Wowzers! Look at how stronk it is, let's copy it and make effigies to it!"
"They deserve our love unwantedly and our protection unquestionably!!!"

Is confused. Proceed to fornicate with a spider.
Preston: Origins

That feeling when you finish your post, and think there's no errors, but there always is

High speed low drag. Long as you post in the same direction. Look forward, not back.

 

[Worthlessplebian]

Is confused. Proceed to fornicate with a spider.
Preston: Origins

 

[shadowz1995]

*700 later*... furious debate are held between historian on if Kaija Laine was truly a "White Fox" citing that she was rumored to have the height of a great wolf but identified as an artic fox astrian. The idea she was a now extinct breed of both is a popular opinion on which science is unsure. [...]



Yeah I was also thinking about the combat aspect. Wolf are overall stronger but heavier and larger. And also if I'm smol™ then I can fit into a bag Chihuahua style and the thought of being a cute but feral thingy lowkey make me laugh. But being badass is cool....so I dunno I will just be a wolf that pretend to be a fox lol

Wolves are larger and heavier but it's a common misconceptions that they are slower than creatures like foxes and the like.

On average they are either equal or faster than the average fox. All the strength, power, and most importantly numbers but none the slower for it. So Even if we really low ball it and say they move at the same speeds on average, they still got way more power to back it up

 

[Worthlessplebian]

A haiku:
Once a wolf thought she
Was small, petite, and orange
she was a vixen

 

[Arnalia]

The first e-girl.

Now the historical meme about Kaija will be e-girl uwu imma fox *touch fake fox ears* vs hipster™ being a wolf is too mainstream *let out puff of cigarette*

No matter what age, or culture, there will always be furries

This is a Fact

Once a wolf thought she
Was small, petite, and orange
she was a vixen

One of Lil Nyhi most famous poem. Although it seem to describe the white fox oathsworn literally some linguists argue that the original Tutan version had a more vague and ambiguous meaning. Once again putting suspicion on if the poem was literal or more humorous in nature.

 

[mewmilk]

Posted for the hobo.