*coughs*
That's a leap in logic if I've seen one. There's no connection between the premises and the conclusion.
Mom, my class hamster is dead. Bring out the confetti!
Nope, they do it just as much. You don't notice it because of a little thing called evaporation.
Oh, yeah. I once read a similar study. About how coffee gives you cancer. And another about cofee curing cancer. I mean, since we're just throwing meaningless statistics around
Dogs also come in small sizes. And big sizes. Cats only come in small. Even if the mini-sized version may be healthier, some people just prefer the larger one cause it's tastier. Even if that wasn't the case having the choice is better than a moderately, circumstanscialy better option as the only option.
So after you shower, do you stand there waiting until you fart to see whether it smells, and if it smells bad then you consider yourself to be smelling bad?
Well, yeah. Cats tend to live longer because dogs are often exposed to a lot more dangers for one thing. An animal you actually have to take outside is going to have a bigger chance of getting run over or catching a sickness (and this is not even counting how much more likely a wild dog is to be killed than a wild cat given the size difference). On the other hand though, cats tend to be more independent, so in those 10 to 13 years you probably get to spend more time with your dog than in the 13 to 17 years with the cat.
Most dogs don't randomly bark except when playing (which is often a delight to hear). If they do bark, you'll probably find that there is a stranger very close to your door. In fact barking has historically been one of the reasons people keep dogs around in the first place. So this is only a soft minus if not a plus for dogs.
If your dog is untrained and you just leave every door open for them to cross, then they will go into your room. If you leave a pot of cookies in the ground your toddler is probably gonna go there too. Not because there is anything wrong with them, but because you didn't take the proper caution. If I leave the window open with a bit of catnip on the edge, the cat might actually falll. Not because there is a problem with a cat, but because someone left catnip on the window.
First I hear of this. I must say I am a bit skeptical of a cat actually doing so of its own accord. Kudos to them if they do of course.
Not particularly. Cats are just as bad as dogs starting out, and dogs only poop outside because we teach them so. Now you, who was bothered by farts, imagine what it would be like if a dog just up and regularly left little "presents" in an exposed sandbox in the middle of your kitchen. Imagine that you are out for a bit of a day, the sheer stench.
I suppose. Though that is not by any merit cats have. People who stay inside tend to prefer less physical activity, hence getting a cat over a dog. Guess who are the epople making all the memes?
I got a dog 7 years ago. I didn't groom her once. She's gorgeous even today.
Plus, how can pets compete with nekomimis?
We are all weebs deep inside. Give in to the Nyah. Give in to the wan. You know you want to!My, by not being a weeb, of course.
