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[SIZE= 24px][FONT= AR Carter]Lenny/Cap'n Fanfic[/FONT][/SIZE]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]Lenny the God of Memes was out shopping at the store one day, shopping for his favorite cereal: Cap'n Crunch. He whistled as he frolicked through the store, all the way to aisle thirteen, the cereal aisle. He took in a deep breath, practically smelling the sweet aroma already. A huge smile spread into his lips as he walked through the aisle, walking towards the heaven known as the Cap'n Crunch shelf. It was illuminated in sunlight, as if the heavens above had placed them on the shelf, a rainbow sat above the cardboard boxes, little birds happily flying around. He reached out his hand to grab the box, drawing it back a mere second to simply admire the moment. Little did he know, the box that he was about to grab would soon change his life forever. [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]He grabbed the box, gasping in surprise when the box opened up to reveal a teleport. Who the fuck wouldn't go into a teleport, right? So he did. The world he appeared in after was amazing! A sea of milk surrounding him. But wait. He seemed to be rocking, oh so steadily. He was quite worried now. The teleport seemed to have disappeared, he wasn't even holding the box of cereal anymore. He couldn't help but cry. He just wanted some goddamn cereal and this shit happens. He wept into his hands until a voice from behind him boomed. [/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]"Aye, ye, scallywag. The name's Captain Crunch. But you can call me Cap'n Crunch.[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]Lenny gasped at the sound, he gasped at the name of this... pirate? Aaah! He looked exactly like the captain on the cereal boxes. Lenny swooned, his eyes taking the literal appearance of red hearts and his face turned beat red with a blush. He was up in seconds, arms wrapped around the pirate. [/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]"Oh my God! It's you. We're getting married"[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]"Oh. Okay."[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]The End. [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]Lenny the God of Memes was out shopping at the store one day, shopping for his favorite cereal: Cap'n Crunch. He whistled as he frolicked through the store, all the way to aisle thirteen, the cereal aisle. He took in a deep breath, practically smelling the sweet aroma already. A huge smile spread into his lips as he walked through the aisle, walking towards the heaven known as the Cap'n Crunch shelf. It was illuminated in sunlight, as if the heavens above had placed them on the shelf, a rainbow sat above the cardboard boxes, little birds happily flying around. He reached out his hand to grab the box, drawing it back a mere second to simply admire the moment. Little did he know, the box that he was about to grab would soon change his life forever. [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]He grabbed the box, gasping in surprise when the box opened up to reveal a teleport. Who the fuck wouldn't go into a teleport, right? So he did. The world he appeared in after was amazing! A sea of milk surrounding him. But wait. He seemed to be rocking, oh so steadily. He was quite worried now. The teleport seemed to have disappeared, he wasn't even holding the box of cereal anymore. He couldn't help but cry. He just wanted some goddamn cereal and this shit happens. He wept into his hands until a voice from behind him boomed. [/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]"Aye, ye, scallywag. The name's Captain Crunch. But you can call me Cap'n Crunch.[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]Lenny gasped at the sound, he gasped at the name of this... pirate? Aaah! He looked exactly like the captain on the cereal boxes. Lenny swooned, his eyes taking the literal appearance of red hearts and his face turned beat red with a blush. He was up in seconds, arms wrapped around the pirate. [/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]"Oh my God! It's you. We're getting married"[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]"Oh. Okay."[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)] [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(169, 169, 169)]The End. [/COLOR]
