Fantasy Candy Bachelor

[Captain Asshat]

Welcome to Yum Yum land, a mysterious land of wonder separate from reality.


Yum Yum land is composed of 6 countries, Sour, Sweet, Minty, Spicy, Bitter, and Salty.


Yum Yum land has a tournament once every 25 years to marry off their princesses to a human boy who was kidnapped from Planet Earth.


But this is unlike any tournament you've ever heard of...well actually you probably have. It's a bachelor style reality TV show where the girls compete for the boy's love and live together with him!


But behind the glitz and glamor of reality TV there's a dark secret...FIND OUT WHAT IT IZ ON THE CANDY BACHELOR

 

[Captain Asshat]

"WELCOME TO YUM YUM ISLAND" a loud boom boom voice sounded off in Connor's ears like a fire alarm woah. He'd be laying on a giant heart shaped bed that took up most of the room.


"TODAY'S LUCKY BACHELOR WITH A BOOTY IS CONNOR!" Like woah he was just unconscious as fuck a momemt ago but now there's a bunch of lights shining on his face and it looked like he was on a weird Japanese gameshow.


"Connor is a human boy from planet earth who loves long walks on the beach and softcore porn haha just kidding about that last part Connor haha. Let's meet OUR LOVELY LADIES!!!1"


Connor's giant heartshaped bed rotated into a different room in which 6 girls stood side by side. "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES! Please introduce yourself!"


"Hey I'm Razz and I'll probably tap all these bitches before you" Razz said with a sassy wink.


@Kawaii @Mayumi @Ashaficent


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[Reiyumi]

Reesa looked at the other girls, quietly wishing she could just disappear from view. She looked down for a moment, then looked up and smiled shyly.


"T-the name is Reesa..." she said softly, wanting to hide behind the other girls.

 

[ZassoOnoko]

Hana grabs a microphone and says,"I'm Hana! I'm beautiful and talented. Haters, you know where you can kiss it. I'm also the baddest bitch !" She said as she spunk in her voice. She seemed entitled and was too cute to be that prideful.

 

[Vii]

Well, well, what interesting rivals she had here, huh? A light smirk made its way onto the redhead's mouth as her golden eyes glanced over the girls by her side. This sure was bound to be an interesting event.... "...Oh, right." She broke out of her state of daydreaming, now focusing her attention at the boy in the bed, raising her hand in a light wave. "Hey. Name's Gilda. It's nice meeting ya, sugar." She said with a carefree chuckle.

 

[P A S T R Y]

Hmm...This seemed like a lively pair of girls. They were very unique and also diverse both in looks and in personality. One girl in particular was observing Connor in a far away way, looking at everyone with her sharp, electric blue eyes. She seemed to stare into space until two other girls spoke. "Huh - Oh yeah." She thought to herself as she got ready to introduce herslef. "The name's Amethyst, Nice to meet you." She added to the other girls words.

 

[Ashaficent]

Mika couldn't help but shake her head at her rivals. She grabbed a mic herself, and spoke into it. "Heyy, I'm Mika, probably the only sane person here. Then again, maybe not so sane. It's an honour for you to be here. I hope we'll get along fine." She ended with a flirty wink, observing his reaction to entire drama.

 

[drummerboi]

"well um hello girls glad to met you all so um now what happens" He said as he kept hearing all the game show type music isn't there supposed to e a host or something like that to tell hi to enter the house or somthing. He then begun to get up from the bed and walk towards the girls wondering if thay were real. if anything was real or some kind of dream or something

 

[Captain Asshat]

It was weirdly silant for a while before mr. Announcer guy came back in full force. "AREN'T THEY BEEE-YU-TIFF-FULL!? OF COURSE THEY ARE, they're ROYALTY, WOW! IT'S TIME FOR OUR FIRST CHALLENGE! IT'S CONNOOOOOOOOOR TRIVIA! *ahem* LADIES. PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION AND CONNOR WILL PICK WHOEVER IS CLOSEST TO THE.....riiiiiiiIIIIIGHT ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* what is Connor's favorite food?"


"Dick."

 

[drummerboi]

Connor gave a sneer to the one who said that "no" he said this was pretty much the first time he was slightly angry "wait Royalty! What the hell is this show anyway Hello!! Announcer guy!!!!" he said sighing knowing he won't get a answer he just paid attention to the girls sitting in what seems to be a throne made out of sweet rock

 

[Reiyumi]

Reesa sighed and shook her head. What in the world was anyone thinking? "Maybe a candy? Considering..." she whispered, then shrugged and looked at her hands. To be honest, she wanted an escape. Hm.. maybe she could just be shy enough not be noticed?

 

[drummerboi]

Connor got up from the thrown and walked towards the girl he then cupped her hands "hay no need to be scared around me im fine as long as you don't get on my ad side unfortunatly that isn't my favoret food good job though your kind of close" he said smileing as he then continued to cup her hands he then finaly let go and begun to walk back tot he throne

 

[Reiyumi]

Reesa blinked. She looked up for a moment, confused. She shrugged and let her attention drift elsewhere

 

[Vii]

Gilda could not help but giggle ever so slightly at the poor boy's confusion towards all this. It was most certainly not uncalled for, given the circumstances...but he looked cute like that, she had to be honest with herself at the very least. Her giggle would soon evolve into a heartfelt laugh at Razz's answer. Oh, she liked her, alright! But she could try giving a serious answer too, just for the sake of it. It was not like she was confident she was going to win - She wasn't - but what the hell, it wouldn't hurt, right? "Hmmm..." Staring at Connor for a brief moment, she seemed deep in thought for a moment. And then... "He's a real cutie so I'll take my chances with pastries or somethin'. Oh, like pancakes. Or Montblanc...shortcake? Perhaps chocolate cake?"

 

[drummerboi]

"your right on the pastries but wrong on all four close on chocolate cae though think smaller" He said giveing them a clue smileing as he looked at her. "Anyway if you don't mind im going to see if i can find this announcer im still listening to you girls don't worry" he said smieling before looking behind the throne. behind the star case evrything really

 

[Ashaficent]

Mika sat quietly, listening to what all the human boy had to say. Cake... Smaller cake? Wait... Cupcakes?


"Cupcakes?" She asked, with a small smile on her face. She wasn't really interested in winning the competition, she just wanted to have fun. Any game was fun for her... Guessing games, board games, mental torture...

 

[drummerboi]

"yep your right Mika it was Cupcakes Chocolate cupcakes to be preciese" he sad smielign at her as he sighed not finding a way out as he sat on the thrown again "Okay guy now what" he said looking up hopeing now that he might be able to get out of this dame place

 

[Ashaficent]

Mika grinned. Got that right. Now what? She waited for the mysterious, disembodied announcer to make his next announcement.

 

[Reiyumi]

Reesa shrugged and looked around. Honestly she was wondering where this mysterious host was. She furrowed her brow and looked around.

 

[Vii]

"Eh, close enough." Gilda shrugged it off easily, her smile still fixed on her face. Still, it was nice to see that her observation skills had not completely failed her. The Princess of Spice folded her arms, staring at the ceiling as if waiting for the voice to see that she was expecting it too.

 

[P A S T R Y]

Amethyst didn't guess at all, thinking it was a waste of time. Connor was cute and all to her, but she didn't he was going to pay attention to her. She accepted her loss and went with it, easily going on with it. She waited for the voice to pop up, hoping something to happen. "Let's see what will happen next.." She thought with her arms crossed.

 

[Captain Asshat]

Their was a loooooong period of awkward silence.


"What the fuck?" Razz eventually askrd. Still nothing. Then suddenly


"hm what oh shit, uhhh...WINNEEEEEEERRRRR!"


A bunch of flashing lights and "All I Do Is Win" with T-Pain started playing on teh speakers. Cannons shot out cotton candy everywhere, hitting the girls and Connor in the face.


Razz peeled hers off her face and ate it.


"THAT'S ONE POINT FOR SALTY. BUT IT COULD STILL BE ANYONE'S GAME. LETS SHOW THE PRINCESSES AND SWEET BEAUTIFUL CONNOR AND HIS LUSCIOUS BUTTCHEEKS WHERE THEY'LL BE STAYING!!"


The walls around them collapsed to reveal that they were in a giant box sitting on a beautiful beach next to a giant beach house complete with swomming pool, jazcuzzi, outdoor tiki bar and loung a fuckton of huge televisions indoors, ornate furniture, and a room for all 8 of them.


Razz's face went all sparkle bitch and she was like "Hooooooly shiiiiiiit LET'S GET FUCKED UP!"





@Mayumi @Kawaii @Ashaficent @ZassoOnoko

 

[Reiyumi]

Reesa shook her head at Razz before simply looking around and thinking. The most interesting thing to her was a wall. She had absolutely no clue why it intrigued her, but it did. She tilted her head.

 

[Ashaficent]

Mika looked around blankly, like where the hell did this come from? She grinned at Razz, liking her style. "Hell yeah!" She walked up to Connor and grabbed his hand. "Let's check this place out!" She said, with a close eyed smile.


@ExpensiveStripper @drummerboi

 

[drummerboi]

Connor begun to blush lightly as she took his hand "um sure i guess anyway i don't know why the announcer is so obsessed with my ass for some reason.... anyway i was thinking we could get to know eachother but first of where the hell am i if you don't mind me asking" he said as he looked at her wondering where he was and who were these people