Fandom Camp Half-Blood: Rise of the Titans

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: Ugh, my god, gag me! If I hear the Sound of Music one more f***ing time in my life I swear to god I will jump out a goddamn window

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

 

[Athens]

Helena: Bitch, I am not trying to impress you! God.
 



IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK


YOU HAVE SOLD YOUR SOUL TO HUSSIE

I WILLINGLY GIVE MY SOUL AWAY FOR HOMESTUCK

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

what is a Homestuck

 

[explosiveKitten]

Helena: Jamie, back me up here!


Jamie: What? I'm too busy looking at Max's

 


[QUOTE="Silent Justice]what is a Homestuck

[/QUOTE]
NON-BELIEVER! THE ANTI-HUSS! THE POWER OF HUSS COMPELS YOU! *Throws illicit puppet smut at JARPY*

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

but still


what


is


a


Homestuck


and what is a Huss

 

[explosiveKitten]

PUPPET SMUT! *THROWS MORE SMUT*


 
Jamie: *sidles up behind Max*

 

[Wrath Of Athena]

WHAT THE FUCK


 
WHAT IS THIS

 

[explosiveKitten]

*sidles up behind JARPY, whispers in JARPY's ear seductively* Illicit. Puppet. Smut.


 

 

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: *reads over the last few comments* ... That's it! BISHIE! Where's my special dagger!


Bishop: next to your super suit!


Max: Thanks! ... Wait... SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE A SUPER SUIT!!!!


Kit: I made it for you so that we could fight evil together!!!!


Max: I.... I'm gonna go get the stabby dagger now... *leaves*


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[explosiveKitten]

HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?


 
Jamie: *plays with Max's hair*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: *stabs Jamie* STABBY DAGGER!!!!!! *Stabs again*

 

[explosiveKitten]

Jamie: *continues blasting Max with sparkly text from high above him*


 
WHERE, IS MY SUPER SUIT!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Max: *stabs Jamie… yet again* Stab


Bishop: I, uh, put it away!

 

[explosiveKitten]

WHERE?!


 
Jamie: You can't hurt me, I'm in limbo.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Why do you need to know!


 
Max: *stabs Jamie regardless of if he's in limbo or not*

 

[explosiveKitten]

I NEED IT!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

 

[explosiveKitten]

THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

My Evening's in Danger!

 

[explosiveKitten]

YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! THIS IS A MATTER OF THE GREATER GOOD!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Greater good?! I AM YOUR WIFE! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

 

[explosiveKitten]

....Ok, that done I feel fulfilled.

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

how did i end up as the wife?

 

[explosiveKitten]

I don't know. Because I started a Frozone?