Camp Half-Blood Redefined

[soupninja]

OMG SPOILERS Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs away and cries*

 

[explosiveKitten]

*Sighs* I'm not going to argue, I believe you.

 

[Altera]

I just don't care a lot for Percy . . . He aggravates me. *Pats Kitty*

 

[explosiveKitten]

....

 

[Altera]

You drank sea water, didn't you?

 

[explosiveKitten]

GET ON THE HORSE, MIGUEL!

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Bah. Percy just has good fighting moments. He's clumsy when he's not in one of those moments, and he's not particularly smart, and he's awkward and naïve, and has a soft spot for food. I wouldn't exactly say he's a Gary Sue. 
But please. You have to admit Khione is the awesomest villain ever!

 

[explosiveKitten]

....

 

[XxJuliaxX]

No, Kitty!!!!!!! *huggles Kitty* I didn't mean that I hate Percy!!!

 

[explosiveKitten]

You people make me so sad.....

 

[XxJuliaxX]

No, no!!! Don't be sad, Kitty!!!!!!!! I was just trying to find reasons for why he isn't a Gary Sue, I guess

 

[explosiveKitten]

*sobbing*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

No! Never mind. You were mean to Khione! HUFF!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Its okay Kitty i care for your feelings *Hugs kitty*

 

[Altera]

*beats Foxx away from Kitty* no! Bad foxx! Don't eat the royal Kitty!

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*lies on floor unconscious*

 

[Altera]

*mounts Bishop on wall*

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Good, good!!

 

[explosiveKitten]

nooooooooo foxxxxx who I am going to torture nooooow? *SOBBING INTENSIFIES*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

*wakes up on wall* What the- WHY THE HELL AM I ON A WALL!!!!!!!!!

 

[XxJuliaxX]

Because Khione is awesome, that's why!!

 

[explosiveKitten]

AND HE'S ONLY A HEAD! *MORE SOBBING*

 

[Bishop The Corgi]

Huh? *looks down* HOLY S*** WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Altera]

Woah now! I did no butchering of Foxxs! 
/me rage quits to go melt from the ridiculous heat.

 

[explosiveKitten]

*HIDES IN CAT CASTLE, MORE SOBBING*