Boycott!

[Flagg]

It's been decided. We're boycotting Jukashi's comic until he updates it!

 

[Coyotekin]

Here here!

 

[Chaka]

Let me get this straight. You're refusing to read something you've already read, for free, until new stuff you haven't read comes out.


...what?

 

[Quchu]

Damn right. We won't tolerate his smug laziness anymore. Like hell we will read his comic before he gets some sense to draw more!

 

[Chaka]

But... but...


*head explodes at how little this makes sense*

 

[Jukashi]

Mutinous dogs! Curs! Bounders!!


I'll see you face the Queen's justice for this!

 

[Ker'ion]

I'm with Chaka on this one.


The stupidity of this argument is actually confounding.


It's just so... American in it's scope.

 

[Chaka]

Mutinous dogs! Curs! Bounders!!
I'll see you face the Queen's justice for this!

We don't have Queens, we're a republic.

 

[Flagg]

Let me get this straight. You're refusing to read something you've already read, for free, until new stuff you haven't read comes out.

Precisely. Where's the confusion?

 

[Vanman]

We don't have Queens, we're a republic.

Details, schmetails. This is artistic integrity we're talking about! He can't be concerned with such trivialities!!!!!!!

 

[Chaka]

Let me get this straight. You're refusing to read something you've already read, for free, until new stuff you haven't read comes out.

Precisely. Where's the confusion?

The confusion arises when I try to figure out why you're wasting your energy.

 

[Flagg]

I'm confused as to how you managed to be born without a sense of humor.

 

[Ker'ion]

I've been wondering about that with you forever, boss-man.

 

[Coyotekin]

It's called being goofy and having fun. You think too much about nonsensical things expecting there needs to be a logical reason, or any reason at all, for them to be done. Nope, just doing it because we can and it's funny.

 

[Solfi]

... and thus another joke was thoroughly over-explained, and laughter turned to bile in our mouths as the world became a little bleaker, a little more drab, a little ... stupider.

 

[Coyotekin]

:raises a brow: It does when you use words like stupider. You'll get over it, or under it, or around it as you prefer though. Either way, the comic is still being boycotted.

 

[Jakk Bey]

I just came in to say that I like pie...

 

[Quchu]

Why do you do that? The Swiss invented the pie you fool.

 

[Jack1]

I wholeheartedly endorse this action.


Strength Through Unity!

 

[Quchu]

Sorry guys I was really bored today and I clicked Comics link above. I don't think I can boycott someone like Jukashi for too long.


But he still hasn't updated it yet.

 

[Jukashi]

You'll get your comic, you treasonous scoundrels.


That is, assuming the auto-updater can correctly handle skipping an update. I'm not privy to its wondrous internal mechanisms myself.

 

[Sherwood]

I'll not boycot a work of creative genius that Keychain is!  You fools!  You say you want more, yet you strike at the heart of the creator!  He may turn away from you and leave you high and dry like crack addicts in need of a fix but unable to find a pusher.


I'll not join you in your insanity!

 

[Coyotekin]

This coming from the man still in a delusional state, go figure.

 

[Flagg]

Ha! Jukashi finally broke under the strain of the boycott!


See? You should all be thanking me.

 

[Chaka]

...you ate a lot of paint as a child, yes?