Benson Beetamer

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Benson Beetamer

Introduction

Benson is about as mentally stable as any gnome can be, that is to say, not very much. He loves beer, his gorgeous shirts and his wife, Berta, a tree.

Basics

Name: Benson Beetamer


Age: 109


Race: Gnome


Gender: Male


Sexual Orientation: Trees, apparently.


Occupation: Unemployed. Is suspected of owning a gold mine under his house.

• Appearance
• Personality
• History
• Equipment
• Skills

• Appearance
  
  Height: Benson stands at 2' 6", very tall for a gnome.
  
  
  Weight: Benson weighs a helthy 41 pounds.
  
  
  Hair: Bensons beautiful hair is thick, black, and slicked back.
  
  
  His beard is also thick and black, but it is very curly.
  
  
  Eyes: His eyes are hazel and change his with each new shirt.
  
  
  Body: Benson is stocky and potbellied.
  
  
  Attire: Benson always wears the same blue pointed hat, red leather shoes, and bearskin trousers. He thinks his trousers give him magical powers, they don't.
  
  
  Every day, Benson wears a different, dazzling shirt made of colored silk and adorned with golden ornaments and jewels. Nobody k is how he can afford his many shirts, as he is unemployed. It is suspected that he pays for them with gold from a secret mine underneath his house.
  
  
  
• Personality
  
  Benson is slow to act, not because he is patient or methodical, but because he has a very small gnome-sized brain. He is vain, and loves his fancy shirts, which are god-damn beautiful. He dislikes authority, often causing him to be thrown in jail. He prides himself as master of fire, and he believes he can talk to trees. It is unknown if he actually can or not.
  
  
  
• History
  
  Benson comes from a long line of bee keepers, but he is dispassionate toward the profession and would rather spend his days admiring his shirts, and climbing the branches of his wife, who is a tree. He isn't good at climbing and often falls to the ground.
  
  
  When Benson was born, his mother died, and he was raised by his father until the latter was stung to death by his own bees. This incident caused Benson, who was 20 at the time (still a toddler), to refuse to become a beekeeper.
  
  
  His grandfather took care of Benson until he matured. He then received his grandfather's sword. Its blade was made of bronze and its handle was made of ivory. Benson is a mediocre swordsgnome and keeps the weapon above his fireplace.
  
  
  When Benson was going through a rough patch with his then-girlfriend, he went wondering through the forest looking for a new tree. It was then that he met a ranger who sold him a pair of bearskin trousers that the ranger said possessed magical powers. Benson wears these trousers everyday.
  
  
  A few months after Benson began wearing his fancy shirts, a rumor began to circulate that he had dug a profitable gold mine underneath his house. How else could he afford all those shirts?
  
  
  Benson and Berta had their 29th anniversary recently.
  
  
  
• Equipment
  
  Benson has a gnome-sized short sword, but he keeps it above his fireplace.
  
  
  He always carries a lighter, and he keeps a flask of alcohol on him at all times. When this flask is empty, Benson is not happy.
  
  
  
• Skills
  
  Benson is a pyromaniacpyromaniac and is skilled in controlling and operating fire. He has a natural ability with bees, but he refuses to go near any.
  
  
  He is not a skilled fighter, but he posseses gnomish strength allowing him to lift twice his body weight.
  
  
  He is very stealthy, as all gnomes are. He can pass by unnoticed by any human and most beasts. His feeble gnomish mind causes him to be immune to any hypnotic spells or tricks.