Badly Describe a Game Here

[Morzone]

Save the timeline through the power of fashion and friendship

-A Hat in Time

 

[Dreamtique]

Naked boy's slow but certain descent down his basement to fight literal shit and piss monsters with nothing but his tears as bullets, and there are also demons. Oh ya his mother wants to kill him.

-The Binding of Isaac

 

[junnn]

You play games by other peple
- roblox

 

[BittyBobcat]

Be a space lesbian and farm blob creatures so you can sell their shit while pining for your distant lover.

- Slime Rancher

 

[carbonite]

Attempt to save a dying world with a coloring book only to potentially destroy everything and everyone you fought the entire game for with the exact tools you used to protect it, followed by a photo montage of comatose child being orphaned in a terrible accident. for kids!

- Drawn to Life: the Next Chapter.... sure did leave some kind of impression on me I'll tell you what.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Random fishing peasant goes on a quest to do the job someone should have done to begin with, only to get fucked over for doing said job.

-Dragon's Dogma

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

A "fun" and "challenging" experience on the horrors of landing military aircraft.

-DCS World

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Wait I could have spared that boss!?

-Undertale

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Restart the war economy by fueling conflict in the ape exhibit.
-Bloons Tower Defense

 

[Nokumi]

Crash... thirsty...hungry...reduced to the stone age....BUT WATER EVERYWHERE can't drink it tho.... too much coconuts... got the runs..... AH GIANT KRAB KILLING ME. How do I build this again?

-stranded deep

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

The embodiment of playing Pokemon during Bible study. Let's find out if that's bad, or worse.

- Shin Megami Tensei V

 

[PYTNRP]

Water. Water. Submarine.

- Subnautica

 

[junnn]

Same thing as zelda
- genshij impact

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Trying to fit blocks on a time crunch
-Tetris

 

[BackSet]

A Fairly Mid Game with a pretty good story. But that's okay, not every game needs to be revolutionary.
-Sonic Frontiers

 

[junnn]

Get chased by a police
- subway surfers

 

[PYTNRP]

Too many collaborations and sweaty players

- Fortnite

 

[Nokumi]

Tons of little children running away from walking explosives and gawking over the acasional adult YouTubers that make it look so easy

-minecraft

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

An accurate recreation of me finding a spider in my bathroom.
-Earth Defense Force

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

An accurate recreation of me finding a spider in my bathroom.
-Earth Defense Force

TO PROTECT OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN THREAT

 

[PYTNRP]

Mafia but for weebs.
- Any Yakuza Game

 

[Nokumi]

Lego people in significantly more detailed games meant for people of all ages but it’s mainly filled with toddlers. Trolls. Bullies And homophobes.

-Roblox

 

[BackSet]

Lego people in significantly more detailed games meant for people of all ages but it’s mainly filled with toddlers. Trolls. Bullies And homophobes.

-Roblox

Oh! Don't forget how they somehow manage to pay creators even less than YouTube does.

 

[Nokumi]

Oh! Don't forget how they somehow manage to pay creators even less than YouTube does.

Oh yes can't forget that

 

[Nokumi]

You are a fox person saving the world from a hero gone rogue. A robot by your side that is an outcast from his own kind as aliens try and finish you off

-ratchet and clank