Other AWESOME OMEGA SUPER PUN-TASTIC TOURNAMENT!

[Daisie]

GREETINGS, FELLOW PUNNER!




Whew! Hello there! I'm Daisie. If you've clicked on this thread, you must love puns as much as I do! If that is so, then you're in luck! This is the Awesome Omega Super Pun-Tastic Tournament.


That's a mouthful. How about we shorten it to AOSPTT? Sounds good to me. Anyways...


This thread is created so that you can dump your delicious fabulous puns here, and exchange for future use. From cheap puns to brilliantly thought-out ones, every punner is welcome! The rules are:


1. Please keep it appropriate. No smut.


2. I'm not going to allow name-calling, or flame wars either. That's a no.


3. You have to try your best! Try not to steal one another's puns!


4. HAVE FUN DANGIT! This thread is here for pun-lovers! If you don't like puns, and aren't going to make any, then why are you here??


Welp, that's it! Let the punning begin!


Let's see if you can take the PUNishment. (Haha that was terrible)
​

 

[AutumnWolfe]

My sister doesn't like raisins. She's so unraisinable.


Gawd, puns are so lame xD

 

[Daisie]

My sister doesn't like raisins. She's so unraisinable.
Gawd, puns are so lame xD

She doesn't like raisins? The FRUITS of your labor are really GRAPE. She should enjoy them.

 

[Camilanizer]

Well, I sure have been waiting for this xD


If Shaquille O'Neal was a banana, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel.

 

[JokerValentine]

Well, I sure have been waiting for this xD
If Shaquille O'Neal was a banana, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel.

If you were sad, you'd be ibluesive

 

[RibRipper]

All these posts are going to PUNcture my laughing box.

 

[Daisie]

All these posts are going to PUNcture my laughing box.

Or maybe they'll hurt your FUNNY BONE.

 

[JokerValentine]

Or maybe they'll hurt your FUNNY BONE.

You mean his PUNNY BONE

 

[Daisie]

I'm so ashamed that I didn't think of that earlier. Time to just... SKULLk in the corner.

 

[Daisie]

Gee, my post was so bad I feel like PUNishing myself.

Punderstandable.

 

[Camilanizer]

I'm so ashamed that I didn't think of that earlier. Time to just... SKULLk in the corner.

Don't worry, it's going tibia ok.

 

[Daisie]

Don't worry, it's going tibia ok.

These jokes are too humerous.

 

[JokerValentine]

These jokes are too humerous.

Will you be my vertebae?

 

[Daisie]

I don't think so. It would mean I have to sacrum-fice a lot.

 

[JokerValentine]

I don't think so. It would mean I have to sacrum-fice a lot.

Ok. I guess I am alulna

 

[Daisie]

Either way, don't work yourself too hard. You might come down with a femur.

 

[JokerValentine]

Either way, don't work yourself too hard. You might come down with a femur.

tibia nest, i am fine

 

[Daisie]

tibia nest, i am fine

Good to know you have the backbone for it.

 

[JokerValentine]

Good to know you have the backbone for it.

Larry is a pen. BE sure you cap a Larry

 

[Daisie]

Larry is a pen. BE sure you cap a Larry

If Elvis was a bone, he'd be pelvis.

 

[JokerValentine]

If Elvis was a bone, he'd be pelvis.

You win

 

[Daisie]

You win

xD k. I will take my trophy and such. At least until anyone else can come to stop my aimless shenanigans.

 

[JokerValentine]

xD k. I will take my trophy and such. At least until anyone else can come to stop my aimless shenanigans.

Ugh. You win this Day-sie

 

[Daisie]

Ugh. You win this Day-sie

Oh my gosh that was awesome. xD


You could say...


You're a great...


Joker.

 

[JokerValentine]

Oh my gosh that was awesome. xD
You could say...


You're a great...


Joker.

Well, you wouldn't be my Valentine