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[bunnicula]

• 🩷 About the Bun
• 🩸 Castlevania (Netflix)
• 📜 TESV
• 💀 Fear and Hunger

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  hey there rpn! for full transparency, some of this thread is going to be me reposting sections of previous threads, just packaged a little nicer now that i have some rudimentary coding figured out. thanks to the wonderful labyrinic for assisting me with that btw. xoxo ily snookums.
  
  about me
  x my name is bunny, i am 32 yrs old, and i use she/they pronouns!
  
  x i consider my writing style as lazy lit, if those words matter to you.
  
  x immunized against cringe.
  
  x this thread is, at present, primarily geared for oc/canon. while not strictly necessary, i do love to double and will provide a list of canons i would most like to play in their respective tabs! in the event we double up i am open to canon/canon or canon/oc.
  
  x i prefer to write in third person, present tense. i know past tense is traditional, but i started using present when i was DMing D&D campaigns so it's just kinda stuck around since then.
  
  x i got that dummy thick adhd and autism. what that means for you is that i will oftentimes forget to follow up on some things, but the adhd is much better managed now than it has been in previous years. if we've chatted in the past, feel free to reach out again.
  
  x for what it is worth, these days i do make an effort not to ghost people. if you have to bail for your own reasons, you don't owe me anything. would i like it if someone told me why they left? sure! but life happens, and it isn't like i haven't done it in the past when my anxiety was less tolerable. if i think things aren't going to work out i will do you the courtesy of telling you.
  
  x looking to write 300ish word posts, though my introductory posts could be longer. in general my approach is to give my partner enough to chew on, while leaving some room to breathe- this approach means that not every post is going to be consistent in length and there might be situations where 200 words is all i've got. i have been described by my wife as ruthlessly efficient when it comes to posting, but then she also called me the nintendo of roleplay partners. you can interpret this information about me however you like.
  
  x if you want to see if my writing passes the sniff test, here is a writing sample! (clicky)
  
  about you
  x 21+, but the closer in age the better
  
  x queer & neurospicy friendly
  
  x open to short(ish) posts
  
  x patient, receptive to memes
  
  x open to considering discord
  
  x comfortable with pregnancy plots (gestures broadly to my funger ad)
  
  
  
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  between you and me, this whole website is full of us washed up, haggard former weebs, right? enough that you've definitely seen traditional american anime castlevania netflix-san? i thought so. in light of this i am once again coming at you with a niche specific search, but this time i prommy it's not nearly as unconventional as the rest of my track record.
  
  the good news is that i already have an intro for you!
  
  yippie! let this serve as both my writing sample and vibe check. naturally, if we are doubling, i will craft an intro for the babygirl of your choosing. i can't promise it will be as long, but i do promise quality, effort, and love.
  
  i am going to be totally real with you in saying i don't want to touch anything after season two. my interests are in diverging from canon after everything was mostly tied up. sorry. i am a simple bitch, i just want that intro to see some use after i put my whole thussy into it.
  
  there. now you don't have to hurl rotten courgettes at me while i beg in the streets for crumbs. although if you want to for old times sake, by all means. it is christmas, after all.
  
  

  characters i want to write

  x Trevor, Alucard, Sypha, Hector, Isaac, Dracula, Carmilla

  characters i want to write against

  x Alucard or Trevor.
  
  If you love me you'll give me the polycule of my dreams, but I'm also not delusional about where the majority of canon/oc doubling rests. If you're into oc/canon for this series it's probably for either one of these immaculate dipshits and that's ok. ♥

  
  

  
  
  
  
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  hey there rpn, let me tell you a little story about myself
  
  every year when the world slows down and the winter chill settles in, i like to have what i call my bethesda time. i reinstall skyrim, morrowind, or new vegas— but it's usually skyrim. i mod the ever loving baby jesus out of it. i mod it until the gameplay experience has deviated so far from todd's vision that i have also strayed from god's light. then when my lovely gamer girl rig begins to sound like a jet about to embark on a cross continental flight to somewhere sunny and radiates a warmth so powerful you could toast a marshmallow over it, i play nothing but skyrim for like two weeks. in this time i will have abandoned all social obligations, i am not reachable by phone, discord, or carrier pigeon. my friends locally and abroad will form search parties and begin googling for obituaries in my area before i emerge, blossoming like a spring crocus. i return, having basked in the radiant glow of my winter skyrim goon cave, a person changed. this initiation back into the world of man can only happen once the hubris of my modding buckles my save and breaks it like a cheap plastic folding table, rendering the game literally unplayable until next year when i repeat the process over again.
  
  alack and alas for little old me, my hard drive space said no ♥ this year, so until i finish any of the triple a resource hog titles breasting boobily in my storage, i'm just going to have to make due with my imagination.
  
  this is where you come in.
  
  

  characters i want to write

  x Brynjolf, Karliah, Lucien Flavius (mod), ask me!

  characters i want to write against

  x Cicero

  plots, concepts, etc

  x i beseech you, hat in hand, searching for someone interested in writing cicero for my listener. i have grand, lofty aspirations for them to adopt aventus aretino as two woefully ill-equipped, flawed people doing their best. whatever happens between the found family development is up for discussion.

  
  

  
  
  
  
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  for your needs
  at present, i am only searching for partners looking to write post-game scenarios from the first fear & hunger. i am working my way through termina, but i expect will take me quite a while as the game is much larger and still being developed. i am the most interested in writing le'garde or ragnvaldr, but enki, d'arce, or nosramus are on the table as well for any interested parties. i am willing to write canon x canon for you while doubling, but my portion is strictly oc x canon.
  
  what i am looking for
  i am searching for a partner that would be interested in writing cahara for my oc, who i'd like to write in place of his wife celeste. i want to explore a scenario in which the canon of cahara's s ending applies, with the added element of ser buckman's quest given its "perfect" ending. resurfacing from the dungeons of fear and hunger with his treasure secured and the gratitude of rondon's crown prince presents this idyllic tale of heroism- but a fairytale ending could never truly follow in the wake of the dungeons.
  
  cahara and his wife are left to navigate what comes next after his experience, all while anticipating the birth of their child.
  
  clarification on tone
  fear & hunger as a series is, putting it mildly, a pain simulator of the utmost cruelty. i'm not looking to downplay that aspect of it in writing per se, but i'm not chomping at the bit to immortalize the myriad ways this game can literally fuck you.
  
  that said, if sexual assault is even implied to have happened in the game, no it didn't. i've witnessed enough pixel schlong to last me a lifetime. i love yucky messed up horror! i have a strong stomach! i think you have to if you're going to engage with this game, lmao. but getting into any of the rampant nonconsensual materials are antithetical to what i'm looking to write, which is more based in a reclamation of power and seeking comfort after immeasurable hardship. i want stories about healing.
  
  otherwise, just consider the community no-no's to apply just as daddy RPN intended and move on with your life kthx bai
  
  
  

 

[labyrinic]

awww thanks for the credit wifey ;v; ! ily2 pookie chuchuchu

i stand by both my assertations that she's ruthlessly efficient and the nintendo of roleplay partners
ruthlessly efficient just like nintendo, squeezing all of totk onto a teeny tiny switch cartridge aslkjdhfg

 

[bunnicula]

i carve away all excess to craft the perfect, most condensed bullet to fire through the most magnificent gun. point blank range. peace was never an option

but like im just a lil guy :3

 

[bunnicula]

♥