Apparently This Is What I Do at 2AM

[Dusky]

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Save the Date@Aldur Forgehammer


"I object!": @Grey


Whatever I forgot: will figure out later.

 

[Poe]

I'M THE FLOWER GIRL!!!!!

 

[Mordecai]

You bet your bottom dollar I'll be prettier than Ayl.

 

[welian]

Do i have to shave

 

[Dusky]

Stuff I Forgot:


Token Drunk: @Aldur Forgehammer


Weli, no. Flaunt your glorious hair.

 

[Sunbather]

It's k I'm aways forgotten when ELLE IS INVOLVED


*drunk rambling*


I'll actually get drunk now tho, immersion is like too high rn

 

[Dusky]

Sneak peak at our planned wedding day getup!

 

[Aldur]

What type of sick beats you want?

 

[Tronethiel]

I'm getting kind of nervous.

 

[Tronethiel]

The honeymoon


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[Tronethiel]

Just remember kids, body horror does not equal body shame. All abominations are welcome!

 

[Grey]

I'm going to barge in all disheveled in an obviously stolen naval uniform and slur no at the traditional moment.


Everyone deserves a Hollywood wedding.

 

[Tronethiel]

Grey is our spiritual executive producer.


There will of course be a throne provided Grey. What was it again, obsidian or onyx?

 

[Grey]

Grey is our spiritual executive producer.
There will of course be a throne provided Grey. What was it again, obsidian or onyx?

A Simulation Of This Eventuality





Dramatis Personae;


Grey, a mean senpai


Simj, a most unlucky soul


GREY: You must be my agent in this, as Best Man. My hands are tied.


SIMJ: Oh boy


GREY: Lower necklines.


SIMJ: Sir, no. No. Elle has threatened to actually kill you and me if the bridesmaid's dresses are touched and the one the you had delivered to Dusk risks pushing the, ah, 'movie' to a 15 cert.


GREY: EVERYONE GETS LOWER NECKLINES. ALL TUXEDOS MUST BE THE SEXIEST.


SIMJ: why is this happening


GREY: And then the giant radioactive ants come in through the back wall.


SIMJ: oh god this is a B-movie isn't it this is why you won't stop calling Bruce Campbell


GREY: I just need him to pretend to be my dad for like five minutes


SIMJ: I quit.

 

[Elle Joyner]

Where is my sparkly moon dress!?!

 

[Dusky]

 

[Tronethiel]

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???

 

[Elle Joyner]

YES ! TWO Dresses! I can SO change for the reception :-D

 

[Mordecai]

Where is my ugly bridesmaid dress?

 

[Tronethiel]

We want real starlight in this bitch.

 

[Dusky]

 

[Elle Joyner]

- This work, Mord?

 

[Dusky]

I like Elle's better than mine.

 

[Mordecai]

Elle's wins.

 

[Tronethiel]

I was thinking of incorporating this into the decor somehow, would anyone object?


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