LatinKnightz
Chaos Gremlin
"Oh don't get me wrong! Killing, murder, feigned manslaughter. All wonderful evil crimes for a person to commit! That is, if you're too idiotic to do anything else. . ."
". . .Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Tithonus? He was a prince of Troy, you know the one with the wooden horse thing love that one. He was also the lover of a goddess Eos. So fond of him in fact, that she asked the King of the gods himself, Zeus. To grant the young man eternal life! The inability to die!" He spread his arms in dramatic fashion. "That doesn't sound too bad now doesn't it? Royalty, hot girlfriend and immortality itself! Well. . . Sadly, that's not how it ended." His arms went back down. "You see, she only asked for eternal life, but she forgot to include eternal youth as well. Imagine her horror then, when she saw her dashing young prince turn into a senile shell of himself. To quote Edith Hamilton: So it came to pass that he grew old, but could not die. Helpless at last, unable to move hand or foot, he prayed for death, but there was no release for him. He must live on forever, with old age forever pressing upon him more and more. At last in pity the goddess laid him in a room and left him, shutting the door. There he babbled endlessly, words with no meaning. His mind had gone with his strength of body. He was only the dry husk of a man."
"Now, from what I've observed from you thus far, you're a masochist. So I can imagine that this kind of fate for you, should be absolutely horrifying. But another thing I like to think about is. Who will abandon you during those days? Who's going to be the one to shut your door?"
Joseph chuckled, it wasn't his professional villain chuckle, but one might argue that his normal one was better.
"I. . . would like to disagree on how best to start the school year. Anyone can commit bloodshed, but a real villain starts the year with a promise." For moment, just a glimpse of a moment. . .
"I will become the most evil villain in the entire universe."
Joseph was evil.
"Ren, I no longer see you as an obstacle, I don't even see you as a ladder, or a rung of a ladder, no no no no. . . You're more like a footstool helping me reach that ladder.
Your lack of ambition is quite frankly. . . disgusting. I would still like to thank you, however for being that footstool!" He shook Ren's hand.
". . .Thank you."
He turned to Dani. ". . . So watcha eating?"
He turned to Dani. "Twenty points to Dani! See? Even she knows how bad of a life you're about to experience!""Living is much worse than dying!"
"Oh, so you have the even worse version. So correction. You're, immortality, has limitations." He started walking around Ren."Immortality has it's limits. I can't heal from everything...And I'm pretty sure I'm older than you."
". . .Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Tithonus? He was a prince of Troy, you know the one with the wooden horse thing love that one. He was also the lover of a goddess Eos. So fond of him in fact, that she asked the King of the gods himself, Zeus. To grant the young man eternal life! The inability to die!" He spread his arms in dramatic fashion. "That doesn't sound too bad now doesn't it? Royalty, hot girlfriend and immortality itself! Well. . . Sadly, that's not how it ended." His arms went back down. "You see, she only asked for eternal life, but she forgot to include eternal youth as well. Imagine her horror then, when she saw her dashing young prince turn into a senile shell of himself. To quote Edith Hamilton: So it came to pass that he grew old, but could not die. Helpless at last, unable to move hand or foot, he prayed for death, but there was no release for him. He must live on forever, with old age forever pressing upon him more and more. At last in pity the goddess laid him in a room and left him, shutting the door. There he babbled endlessly, words with no meaning. His mind had gone with his strength of body. He was only the dry husk of a man."
"Now, from what I've observed from you thus far, you're a masochist. So I can imagine that this kind of fate for you, should be absolutely horrifying. But another thing I like to think about is. Who will abandon you during those days? Who's going to be the one to shut your door?"
Joseph chuckled, it wasn't his professional villain chuckle, but one might argue that his normal one was better.
"I. . . would like to disagree on how best to start the school year. Anyone can commit bloodshed, but a real villain starts the year with a promise." For moment, just a glimpse of a moment. . .
"I will become the most evil villain in the entire universe."
Joseph was evil.
"Ren, I no longer see you as an obstacle, I don't even see you as a ladder, or a rung of a ladder, no no no no. . . You're more like a footstool helping me reach that ladder.
Your lack of ambition is quite frankly. . . disgusting. I would still like to thank you, however for being that footstool!" He shook Ren's hand.
". . .Thank you."
He turned to Dani. ". . . So watcha eating?"