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Fantasy Abandoned Nekos

Simon had just torn the bed in half, but alas, his things weren't there either. That was it... he'd literally destroyed the entire room on his quest for his missing possessions, looks like the thief hid them elsewhere... Damnitt.


Slumping dejectedly, he walked over to the destroyed doorway before remembering something. Quickly, he ran over to the barely recognizable remains of the closet and pulled his hatchet out of the closet's back wall. Oh well, he'll just check the next one.


He slowly whistled 'I'm a lumberjack' as he waltzed out the room to the next.


He put his ear up to it for several seconds before nodding to the lack of any indication of human life.


He reached for the handle and, encouraged by the lack of it being locked, he stepped inside before glancing around.


Yep, girl's room.


Sometimes the wonders of observation were a beautiful thing.


It didn't smell as incriminating as the other room, but Simon would take no chances with criminals.


So, hatchet in hand, he began tearing that room apart as well.
 
Hearing banging and cluttering echoing around the house, she made her way towards the noise. "Uh... um..... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" not cool... calm... what am I supposed to be doing anyways? She shouted towards the boy.
 
"What?" As her eyes met Al's she realized what he was saying was truth. She looked down at the ground in shame. "I'm sorry, I'm just a bit spooked."
 
"Finding stolen items in the most effectively violent way possible." Simon said before pulling the hatchet out of the wreckage of the bed and sifting through it.


"Someone in this house robbed me, and I have to find the possessions that were taken from me." he gave up on the bed after scattering it around a bit and heading toward the closet.


"You ever been robbed before buddy?" he asked as he began cutting down the doors violently "It's a humiliating feeling, almost like someone were violating your very livelihood."


Once the doors were chopped down horribly, Simon stepped inside and began tearing clothes out of them "Nope, nope, nope, hmmm... might keep the buttons off that one."


..................


"Hayden, calm down." Melanie said as she reached the sidewalk leading up to the house "I'm sure Evie would've heard something and called you about it if she was inside the house. Most likely, she's still outside with Al."


Melanie turned her attention back to the house and began pacing back and forth on the sidewalk. She could think of something to peacefully resolve the situation right? She was responsible and intelligent neko after all. She sighed as she began racking her mind for ideas.
 
"That doesn't mean you have to abuse everyone else's possessions too! It makes you just as bad!" She shouted while following him around.
 
"Blah blah blah," Simon said while motioning his hand in in a mocking tone and prodding the pile of chopped clothes with the hatchet "you should know that people aren't gonna listen to you if they don't want to. And right now these thieves can go to hell, I want my stuff back."


Unsatisfied with the lack of his things being here, Simon sighed before walking to the door.


But not before smashing the lamp in and taking his leave.


Next room empty, boy's... scraping the bottom of the barrel here but it'll due.


Bed first, closet, drawers then the walls. He had a system now!
 
"Stop!" She ran after him and stood in front of the axe before he slammed it onto another piece of furniture


(PLEASE DONT KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xD )
 
Hayden's demur relaxed when Melanie said Evie was probably not inside. Whatever phyco Melanie is freaking out about Hayden didn't want Evie involved anymore. I'm going to take her back for sure.





"Calm down Melanie." Hayden placed an arm on her shoulder.
 
"Hey you don't have to be spooked," Allon took her hand, hoping to relieve her worries, "No one's going to do anything to you while I'm around.". They were almost to the house, seeing two figures, Melanie and Hayden.
 
Hatchet stopping in mid air, Simon leaned it against his shoulder and tapped his foot on the floor "You planning to stop me? Pffft, I don't have time for this!"


Muttering as he reached into his coat, he frowned as he pulled out a handful of sand. The hell did he get that from? Whatever, he shrugged before tossing it point blank in the girl's eyes.


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"Evie, Allon, it's good to see you two okay." Melanie said as the couple approached, "we may have a problem here."
 
Rubbing the sand out of her eyes, she jumped on top of him and snatched the hatchet. "I.. I... I'll do it if you don't stop!" She said, hesitating.
 
Evie noticed Melanie and smiled, but at the word 'problem' slipping from Melanie's mouth she became concerned. Then she saw the Panda neko, and she felt there was Dajavu but still couldn't figure it out. "Are you the one who sent that text message?" She waited patiently for everyone to say their part and figure out the situation.


........................


Hayden's final calm set in when she watched Evie arrive but seeing Al's hand in Evie's through her for a loop. When did that happen? Hayden watched as Evie asked her a question. She doesn't even remember me. "Yeah it was me, Melanie told me your number." She place a fake smile on knowing Evie wouldn't be able to tell.
 
"No miss, allow me." Simon said with a bow before whipping out a kitchen knife and promptly impaling his free hand on it.


He held it there for a few seconds and blinked as the blade dug its way deeper out the back of his hand. After some time he tore it back out before flexing his hand.


Smiling at the fresh hole, Simon put the knife in his mouth before using his free hand to poke through the hole with his finger.


"Yep, feels awful." Simon announced as he grabbed the knife from his teeth "But I can assure you that I could care less about a little girl with a big kid toy. Better yet! Uhm, what was I doing again? Oh right! You missy missy pants, require a bloody evisceration in order to succeed in marketing. Sorry kid, fear sells, and trust me when I say the Si-Fi International sells fear like brownies at a hippie convention. Here's the secret, we put dope inside the brownies!" 
"Listen guys, Aki robbed a homeless salesman, but a turn of events led me to believe that he was convinced Alex stole from him. Anyway shenanigans aside, he might be in the house right now tearing it apart to find his things." Melanie explained while staring at the house "I have a solution, but we need to get to the kitchen."
 
"I don't..... I don't understand you at all!" She exclaimed. Is he crazy!? She started running away with a look of fear on her face. "You're... you're crazy! I can't even understand what you're talking about!" She shouted as it echoed around the house.
 

Aki was already inside, with a snowglobe in her hand, a few bucks, and forks and spoons in the other.

Ah, might as well give it back before he wrecks the whole house.

Aki glanced at Melanie, let out a mischievous smile at THIS situation in which she find no problem to handle.

In Aki's mind, she thinks that Simon will stop once she returns the possessions. Aki went upstairs, looking both left and right of the doors, checking to see where Simon would be.

 
Not looking where she was going, Hana stumbled ontop of someone's feet. "Oh.... sorry...." Wait... who was that? She turned back and saw a person holding several items in their hands. Crap... this is probably their house.
 
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"Ah, its okay."

Aki said, trying to remain a straight face when her toes were hurting. Her tail and ears gave off that she was really


slightly angry but that didn't matter.

 
I... probably shouldn't worry about it.... She thought to herself. "Hey... um... is this your house or something? I'm..." Taking a few steps back she continued speaking. "...Sorry I intruded..." She mumbled.
 
Simon shrugged as his would be opponent took flight away from him. Whatever, he just had to check the next room.


Kicking the door down, he had an instant eureka effect. This place smelled the most like his lost items. Alas, the trail seemed to lead off somewhere else in the building.


Simon whimpered a bit before hefting his knife and prying off a piece of the door frame.


Using ductape from the recesses of his coat, Simon taped the knife onto the edge of the wood and began butchering the room halfheartedly.


Once he was done, he was only partially glad that the room looked as unrecognizable as the others.


Whatever.... maybe if he could find a can of hairspray he could just burn it all instead of destroying it by hand. Hair spray, the one thing he was unable to stuff into his coat.
 

OOC - Is that my room?

"Intruders are normal."

Aki mumbled, then pushing past her.

Noooooo, Did I just rub my stench on her?

Aki internally facepalmed herself, trying to find a strong perfume to cover up her stench.​
 
"Wait are you talking about the guy with the huge jacket carrying a bunch of spoons around? That doesn't give him a right to go in our house!" Al was steaming at the thought of that creep tearing up the place. He had been in plenty of fights, but he was never as ready as he was now. Then he looked down to Evie, worrying for her safety more then all of his possessions.
 
Making her way outside was the only thing Hana's mind was focused on doing. Unfortunately, she stumbled on-top of her own feet and flew down the stairs with a thud at the bottom, leading to her passing out.
 
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Aki mumbled, going to Simon who was in her room. She handled a snowglobe, forks and spoons, and some bucks.

"You were looking for this?"




 



Aki showed him the snowglobe, forks and spoons, and money. She placed the forks and spoons, and the snowglobe in front of Simon.

"Ah, I'm buying the snowglobe for 60 cents."

 
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