A pile of arugula appears

[wilted rucket]

Here stand I, wilted rucket


Consummate s**tposter, now RPer


I prefer weird and wild adventures with lots of characters and fights


My preferred character to play will always be a bit mundane and out of place, and not usually the 'protagonist' of a heroic tale, more of a sidekick


May the good blood guide you

 

[Kestrel]

Welcome to RPN! *throws confetti in air* I'm Kestrel, but you can call me Kes if you want. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. Enjoy your stay!

 

[Mordecai]

*a wild fox has appeared to great the pile of arugula* c:

 

[Elle Joyner]

*patspats that Fox.... and ... the arugula*


Welcome to RPN, oh Trendiest and Spiciest of Lettuces! Hope you're enjoying the site and finding tons of wild, wacky adventures

 

[Ozmic]

Lettuce welcome you with open arms and with the most rad(ish) of greetings!


Peas lettuce know if you need help finding anything! We want your experience here to be... organic.


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Stupid wordplay aside, welcome to RPN! Hope you enjoy your time here, dude, and it becomes like a second home.


Make sure to bop around the Discord chat and say hullo! o/