A Limerick A Day...

[Numberfox]

Keeps the rhymers at bay? Try to write your own! I'm going to try making at least one limerick everyday myself.


There once was a man in New York,


eating his breakfast with a fork,


he heard a knock on the door,


got up, opened and saw before


him a fairly large, baby-carrying stork.

 

[J0ker]

There once was a clown named Joker,


who was playing a game of poker,


he was losing so he wished,


for a fat Joker fish,


and he bribed the Penguin with a seafood dish.

 

[Numberfox]

[QUOTE="THE J0KER]There once was a clown named Joker,
who was playing a game of poker,


he was losing so he wished,


for a fat Joker fish,


and he bribed the Penguin with a seafood dish.

[/QUOTE]
The rhyme scheme is AABBA, not AABBB

 

[J0ker]

The rhyme scheme is AABBA, not AABBB

The Joker cares not for your rules!

 

[Numberfox]

[QUOTE="THE J0KER]The Joker cares not for your rules!

[/QUOTE]
Aug 2/2014


Joker once asked "Why so serious?"


To a man who was quite delirious,


drugged to just laugh,


without even a gasp


of air, the man died, laughing being deleterious


Aug 3/2014


I could never really tell what went on,


in the backyard, or in the front lawn,


it seemed dry at night,


sleeping until first light,


and for some reason all wet in the dawn.