Disclaimer! This is not an exact telling of Deep Rock Galactic. It is heavily inspired by DRG, but I’m taking many liberties and putting my own spin on it.
First, though, some expectations. I appreciate good, coherent grammar. It just makes it so much easier to reply when I can understand what...
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A letter from management:
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