"Ah, shit."
A frown drew both corners of her lips into a downward curve as she reached futilely for the sunglasses that were now, after slipping off her nose, beginning a long descent into the water's depths. On her knees and leaning over the side of the boat, she made noises of effort as she...
G'day to you, Habit; I'm Audacity. It's a pleasure to meet you.
I just so happen to meet the requirements in order to receive your package (and I will happily take the mediocre lemon bar). My typical posts constitute of about four paragraphs minimum with respectable grammar/spelling (or at...