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You rub the corners of your eyes with your thumb and forefinger and take a sharp inhale. The air smells overwhelmingly of soap. Your fingers glide easily over the bridge of your nose as you rub and you realize they're wet with Wizard Tears. A weighty feeling of disgust settles on top of your...

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"Very well!" you call down to the mob outdoors, doing your best to sound like you're not ready to cry, "THE WIZARD--trademark pending--has heard your pleas and will address them as soon as he is able! Please disperse so he may prepare in peace!" Normally that would buy you a few days of prep...

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You realize that, disastrous as the vomit golem may have been, you have an opportunity to foist a LOT of blame for your current situation onto it! It made your current house mess an even bigger one, at least. "That... that thing! It ruined all my clothes and my furniture! I'm horribly nude...

Golems: A magical construct that can made of just about any material, so long as it's homogenous enough. You wouldn't be able to construct a golem out of garbage or dirty dishes, but you reckon that each of these hangover orbs is similar enough in their make and origin that you could form them...