*walks in on mary poppins kissing stitch on the butt while worshipping him* well my eyes need bleached goodbye *falls over into a pool of bleach* thank god nice gif by the way
Ahh what a wonderfulday for hiking *accidently steps in goat poop* darn well time to get new shoes or walk barefoot and that ain't happening *his shoes dissappear then he falls down the mountain* well oof why can't i just oof have one good darn day oof okay i can stop falling now oof
aww cute hmm *looks through satchel for a trasnformation potion* ah here it is my cute creature transformation potion *drinks potion* oops wrong one well i'm just gonna walk away now *walks away as he turns into a humanoid snake* ahhhsss i guesssss i guesssss i needsss to labelsss my potionssss
*puts on best steve erwin voice* hey there look over there right there that's a snow leopard i'm gonna touch it *proceeds to walk over to snow leopard and gets smacked at* it's angry! it's so angry