Oh boy; hello, there!
I hope this isn't too inappropriate of a place to leave my whining, though given the context I felt like it might be alright... Also, I'd like to apologize beforehand for choppy verbose and the like; I'm writing this on my phone, and in my state of mind, I haven't the...
As the homeless guy that lives outside of Home Depot, I can confirm that it does, indeed, have something to do with the needles in my arm. It's nothing personal, mays. I actually enjoy heavily breathing in the toxic fumes of Oxi-Clean and Kaboom.