Welp, this is something I just recently came up with; basically the world has went to shit. It's currently in a post-apocalyptic state and technology has nearly all but faded in the year since it's initial happening an unknown event is the cause of various forms of undead, some intelligent, some...
Apparently we have horrible administrators whom have a problem with the word orgasm, lol. Someone said my name reminded them of orgasms so I said /Starts handing out orgasms/ and they got ass hurt.