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Honey? Ha! I'm not your honey! I'm a casserole of sweet, hot, and voracious love.
Honey? Ha! I'm not your honey! I'm a casserole of sweet, hot, and voracious love.- Lieo
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There's nothing quite like going to a diner for dinner. Usually it's because they're closed...
There's nothing quite like going to a diner for dinner. Usually it's because they're closed. And it ends the night in a cop chase. Ah... ♥- Lieo
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I want to like this place [RPNation]. But every time I look here and the selection I am offered...
I want to like this place [RPNation]. But every time I look here and the selection I am offered, part of my soul goes for a cigarette break.- Lieo
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That last status sounded far more pretentious and pseudo-philosophical than it was supposed to...
That last status sounded far more pretentious and pseudo-philosophical than it was supposed to be, which was zero. Oops.- Lieo
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I'm going to be the best on this ride!
I'm going to be the best on this ride!- Lieo
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Pardon my platitudinous use of similes and the word "like".
Pardon my platitudinous use of similes and the word "like".- Lieo
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This place... it's like a faint memory storming ever closer, crashing down like a tidal wave...
This place... it's like a faint memory storming ever closer, crashing down like a tidal wave. Kind of like a hangover. Why did I come back?- Lieo
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Sometimes when I talk about pancakes, I accidentally say "pain cakes", which totally sends...
Sometimes when I talk about pancakes, I accidentally say "pain cakes", which totally sends across the wrong message.- Lieo
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People say when you prepare cat, use a tenderizer. I prefer to beat them against a wall by their...
People say when you prepare cat, use a tenderizer. I prefer to beat them against a wall by their tail when they're alive! Keeps it fresh.- Lieo
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It's a love it or hate it kind of food, though I'm honestly more impartial towards it. It really...
It's a love it or hate it kind of food, though I'm honestly more impartial towards it. It really depends on how it is prepared, and I personally like the baked egg and avocado recipes.- Lieo
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2.5 oz of espresso, 2.5 oz of steamed milk, 2.5 oz of frothed milk, and you get 7.5 oz of...
2.5 oz of espresso, 2.5 oz of steamed milk, 2.5 oz of frothed milk, and you get 7.5 oz of crappuccino. Get recipes from reputable sources!- Lieo
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If you don't like the feeling of warm squishy avocado, it might be a little weird for you. But...
If you don't like the feeling of warm squishy avocado, it might be a little weird for you. But the whole combination just tastes great.- Lieo
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Baked eggs in avocado. With a little salt and pepper, it's one of the greatest explosions of...
Baked eggs in avocado. With a little salt and pepper, it's one of the greatest explosions of flavor you'll ever have in your mouth.- Lieo
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Burnt rice reminds me of little rat turds, which amps up the unappetizing factor by at least...
Burnt rice reminds me of little rat turds, which amps up the unappetizing factor by at least tenfold.- Lieo
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Aha, thank ye, thank ye. Same goes for you! I was actually about five feet in the air when I...
Aha, thank ye, thank ye. Same goes for you! I was actually about five feet in the air when I went outdoor rock climbing with friends, had a lot of fun. So the picture is a good memorial of that day!- Lieo
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