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Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure, but the Giant Rat gets possessed by an Eldritch god. -Kirby Squeak Squad

Woodland critters and egg set aside differences to save the Earth from a lizard that shoved a space station up its butt. -Sonic Adventure 2 The unnecessarily complicated story about a boy with split-personality disorder, a dog, and a duck, along with comically large keys. - Kingdom Hearts...

Guy with donuts for hair fights Italian food for control of the mafia. Boy steals and wrecks girl’s bike trying to get his pet rat to the hospital.

That’d be Space Dandy.

Otherworldly creatures appear in NYC overnight, traffic still sucks. Beloved video game character has cool adventures ruined by annoying rich kid shoehorned in by writers. Japanese high schoolers and marine biologist try to stop David Bowie and his kilt-wearing pink cat. Space Johnny Bravo...

& After spending the last few hours trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube he found underneath one of the beds in the train cabin he slept in, Wade Wilson had finally reached his goal... or so he thought. ”FUCKING FINALLY! I’VE SPENT ALL GODDAMN DAY TRYING TO-“ Noticing that everything was correct on...

As Deadpool slept, he managed to hear somebody playing a piano nearby, causing him to have a very strange dream... While experiencing this dream, he murmured, "...I wanna... touch your... froggy ass..." @DerpyCarp @Venom Snake @thatguyinthestore @Benedict Cucumberpatch @QizPizza @Sayo-Nara

& Sonic was too mesmerized by what was on the TV to even notice that Delslausage ate one of his chili dogs, trying to process and understand what was on the screen. “Oooookay, this is starting to get a bit too uncomfortable for me... Wait, what happened to my other chili dog? Eh, I probably...

......Bang! And stay down!" He then looked at her weapons, seemingly interested at first, but then just casually tossed them both in a trash can. "*PFFFFFT* WHAT HUNKS OF JUNK! These things will end up being just novelties somewhere down the line, but good 'ol katanas are fucking timeless!"...

& As Wade got injected with more Stim Packs, the regeneration process was sped up rapidly, with him now having baby legs by this point. "OH YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF... Also, can I just say how glad I am that we're working with Scott Lang and NOT Eric O'Grady? That absolute douchebag of a...

A man breaks into his dad’s house to stop him from taking over the world, only to learn that his dad is actually hiding in an upside-down version of the house he broke into. -Castlevania: Symphony of the Night A witch abducts a bear, believing that she can make herself look beautiful using said...

& Much to nobody's surprise, Deadpool's actions were stupid and resulted in him getting injured. While trying to gain control of the motorcycle, he was suddenly grabbed by Stan Lee's Favorite DC Character, ripped in half, and had both parts of him tossed away in different directions. "OH MY...

& Upon hearing Spidey say that he was underage, Deadpool realized that he had fucked up, having not paid attention to who was under the mask the entire time, only focused on the fact that it was Spider-Man up until now. Finally taking a look at the unmasked Peter Parker, no longer blinded by...

& Hearing the announcement that blasted throughout the city they were about to land in, Sonic was slightly disturbed by what he heard. "A curfew that'll have innocent people attacked if they don't follow it? Jeez, this Penguin guy really has some problems!" The ship landed, and the group...

Being attacked for likely the dumbest reason ever, Deadpool yelled and groaned in pain as he was kicked in the groin, and drew one of his handguns, pointing it at Shujinko. "OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, NO TIDDY GOTH GF! I DON'T NEED TO BE PART OF X-FACTOR, BECAUSE X-FORCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A WAY...

& Thankfully, Jerome let Whisper go upon being hit by Sonic's Spin Dash, much to the blue hedgehog's relief. However, after he was trapped inside of a bubble by Agent Penguin, as well as the discovery of some glass orb containing Twilight, the clearly psychotic headmaster of Haven got away as...

After taking out a few more of the guards with a few homing attacks and kicks to the head, Sonic’s eyes widened in shock as he saw Whisper now being strangled by Jerome. “WHISPER! LET HER GO, CARROT TOP!” He then ran across the walls, and quickly aimed a Spin Dash at Jerome’s back. At the same...

& “Alright, I’ll have something to eat, jeez! You don’t really need to shoot me with that thing!” Sonic took 2 Pigs in a Blanket and ate them both, realizing that much to his surprise, there was nothing suspicious about how they tasted. Upon receiving the Stim Pack, Deadpool, with his...

& As Sonic smashed his way through more of the robotic soldiers, he suddenly noticed that there was a giant, burning tornado now on the battlefield. “...Why does this seem so familiar...? Eh, whatever it’s reminding me of, it’s probably nothing important.” Making his way away from the tornado...

He turned around and glared at Tux from Linux, and yelled back to him, ”WHAT’S THAT?! YOU WANT ME TO RANT ABOUT HOW DISNEY KILLED CLUB PENGUIN AND KILL YOU NEXT?! ZIP IT, FISH FOR BRAINS!” Hearing Jason “Mew2King“ Zimmerman’s comment about his horrible interrogation, Deadpool let Sora go from...