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Phyllis was lazily laying on the rail of the balcony, looking at the clouds in the distance and hearing the birds chirp as they fly among the blossoming flowers of the conservatory, she was barefooted but wearing her dressing gown, her long chestnut hair free to flow behind her shoulders while...

"Sunshine is dead, Winnie. She was left to rot in the mud while you and your filthy bi*ch were too busy shoveling out that pathetic coward of a bastard, isn't that the truth?" Semiramis hissed, almost under her breath, her whole body quaking with pent up anger. She didn't care if her peers were...

She wants to be alone at the top y'see! xD

If you mean he's safe from court intrigue, the bastard son is not, what with having an unstable person that has access to the armory and a bone to pick with him and his mother.

Cool with me! It's better in the OOC i'd say

...Semiramis said as she forced a smile, her left eye ticking and trembling uncontrollably due to her repressed rage. "Maaaan, that's some deep sh*t the king got into..." Phyllis said sardonically before chugging down a whole goblet of wine. Unlike most of the royals she and her sisters were...

Semiramis felt somewhat complacent at her husband's cooperativeness, she deep down felt a bit of guilt by treating him so coldly, the man who was loved by a young and laughing woman, the man who gave her a child... The man who betrayed her with a scheming wench, the man that had the audacity to...

"Your Majesty? The guests are arriving, his Majesty the King is..." The young maid quieted down when the statuesque blond noblewoman turned around to face her, brandishing a sword. "About time! Tell my husband to make himself useful for once and greet the guests at the entrance, I'll deliver the...

Tornado Katana The III

Fastest blade this side of the Colorado.

Popped a blood vessel after losing yet another high profile case to a ditzy, sometimes amnesiac and unprofessional defense attorney.

The God of Wisdom found out the hard way it isn't a wise decision to defy gravity.

新北京，20年 人民日报 Troop Movements in the Metro Following the news that ravenous bandits have sacked Station A, The Wise and Gracious Leader Colonel Zhang have ordered the mobilization of the 12th Patrol Group on the border checkpoint with...

Ms. Sarcasm

Battery, extortion, money laundering, criminal possession of a weapon and driving while intoxicated. Oh, also stealing and eating Ol' Lady Jenkins' beef pies.

Goddamnit, that's not the font I asked!

Mauled in a grisly swan attack.

Mr. Good-Stuff

Wandering aimlessly in the park and wondering how his Keglevich turned into a bottle of Chardonnay.

He learned things that no sentient being should know. He now dream in his death in the corpse-city of R'lyeh.