CYANIDE CITY
In the desolate West lies one bright neon city of power.
Aurora.
This great sprawling metropolis is a new start for everyone who enters its borders, and maybe The West itself. It promises to revitalize the western lands from the war that came before it. Tales of comfort, fun...
SASSY O' LASSIE
"My name means God. . . In my own language. . . That I made up. . . And trust me, what's left of you will be speaking it after I take over."
Universe From: OC
Other Names:
Terror Toon
Gender: Female
Race: Toon
Affiliation: None
Home Base: On the move
Personality:
TL : DR...
You see: Myron! Myron, baby, Myron!
"Yeah, what do you want? Can't you see I'm thinking here!"
Universe From:
Fallout 2
Other Names:
Creator of Jet
Gender:
Male
Race:
Human
Affiliation:
The Mordino Family
Home Base:
Fallout Wasteland, specifically New Reno
Personality:
Being a teenager...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
This is a fucking deathwish mission. All we did was unintentionally terrorize an undead hotel. Frank wouldn't be so cruel to send us to our demise, right? Man, I should think things through now since NOBODY IN THIS TEAM WILL DO IT FOR ME! I don't like using my brain, usually...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
"If, uh, anyone wants somebody to accompany them. I'm here, I guess."
A small mention to this dysfunctional group of killers. I mean, they have seen how much ass I kicked in the Powder Gangers firefight, right? I'm still not over that. I picked up a radio for myself and...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
I put a hand on my chest, mouthing an inaudible "Oh?" Upon seeing the predicament Justise and Val got themselves into. I had a slightly surprised look on my face. I shook my head and smiled to myself until the shitstorm slapped me out of my amusement. The sight of rotting...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
Aaaaand, he didn't listen. Well, time to count the days until he's dead. Almost the entire team is against him other than the blondie. He's already on thin ice with the team. Thin ice that I can drop an anvil on if I wanted to, but knowing what he's like, he'd do that to...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
I was watching from the distance since I didn't wanna talk for a while. Need a little break since I haven't slept. I was so comfortable, but that's out of the question now. They had their little talk, while I was feeling pretty sleepy and dazed after a long day, and delayed...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
Well, her answer was vague. Not one for subtlety, as you can see by my internal monologues. Then the hug came, which caught me by surprise. A nice one, but still caught me off guard. Definitely needed the comfort after facing whatever shithole buried in the back of my mind...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
I was in the corner being tormented by my own fucking memories. I tried putting myself above these fucking tragic PTSD plebs, but I cannot for I am more human than them. Or because an external force forced me to relive it. So, I am still indeed higher than thou. Then, the...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
And here I thought we all bonded with our first massacre together. Way to ruin a perfect start, guys! And I thought we had something special. Speaking of perfect starts, they're gonna make Frank kick us out on the first goddamn night because of fucking GINGER ARMY AND TRAUMA...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
Then there came Stella, standing near me. Of course, I looked at her and noticed the revealing outfit. I ogled her a little. I mean, that's to be expected if you show a lot of skin. Whatever dimension she's in must be a hell of a ride to whoever is attracted to women. I...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
The rub on his face made me stop. Was I not doing this right? Come on, it's pretty solid. Getting a little self-conscious here. He told me he knew what a gun is and this isn't the first time he's been sent to another dimension.
"Well, clearly you haven't been in many since...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
I sat up to the pretty boy asking where he is. The weapons on top of me slid off my clothing. Man, this "Where the hell am I?!" shit is standard stakes for dimension traveling. Get at least one to three of these questions in a new group. I'll try to use my regular mad-libs...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
What did I get? Well, guns, syringes, and only a few dynamite sticks because I know I'll blow myself and others up accidentally. Like how I blew up the toilets of an evil organization I was infiltrating. Nobody knows what the hell happened since I was teleported away after...
VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE
"Don't worry, big guy. We're massacring this entire area." I said, unable to control my mouth. "Even though all we know is that they just harassed people with nothing worse confirmed than that: Gratuitous violence is awarded in this holocaust!"
I paused.
"Don't worry. I'm...