Duckboss

Mallards, don't forget that you are a very special, one of a kind, unique individual and that no matter what you're going through remember that you are loved. You are amazing, wonderful, and beautiful just the way you are and if anyone tells you otherwise they are lying.

“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.” - Aristotle

Joke of the day:

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsillitis!

Hello, fellow waterfowl, I know I'm a little late posting, I had a busy day, but I'm back with more jokes to brighten your day.

Joke of the day:

What did the reindeer say to Santa?

Nothing, reindeer can't talk!

Hey, mallards hope you're doing well. I probably won't be online much today because I'm going to be very busy, but I will try to respond when I can.

Joke of the day:

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, It was on the house!

During the holiday season it's easy to focus on what we want for Christmas, but we often forget to be grateful for what we already have. Today tell someone that you are grateful for them.

"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
- Oprah Winfrey

Joke of the day:

Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?

He has Claus-trophobia!

Duck joke hehe

Hello, lovely mallards, hope you're having a good weekend.

Joke of the day:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

Remember, mallards, you're never fully dressed without a smile!

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." -Mahatma Gandhi

Joke of the day:

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?

An Elevator!

I noticed your sig xDD

Hello mallard army, I just wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Whatever you celebrate.

"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind." - Kris Kringle, Miracle on 34th Street.

Joke of the day:

What do you call a snowman in summer?

A puddle!

Wanna see the watercolor duck I painted ages ago?

Couldn’t resist fufufu

Remember, mallards, for every minute you spend angry you loose sixty seconds of happiness.

Joke of the day:

What did the spider do with his new car?

He took it for a spin!

Hello my lovely mallard army. Just wanted to say, hope you're having a great day and if not maybe this will make it better.

Joke of the day:

What's story time called when you read to ducklings?

Ducktales!

Hey! Hope you're having a wonderful day! I'm Duckboss, I'm fairly new, but here is a general list of the fandoms I'm in and how long I've been in them. I'll probably be adding to this list soon.

• Starwars (13 years)
• My Little Pony (12 years)
• How to Train Your Dragon (11 years)
• Transformers (10 years)
• Five Nights at Freddy's (8 years)
• Harry Potter (7 years)
• Wings of Fire (6 years)
• Red Queen (4 years)
  
• Hunger Games (2 years)

If you would like to rp any of these with me feel free to PM me.