Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
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Well, look who's back. Good to see you again
What's a ninja's favorite shoe type? Sneakers.
QUOTE NUMBER UNO! "You're just banging two halves of a coconut together!"
I want to play a new game with y'all. I'm going to put a random quote up and the first person who can guess the source gets a pun- (1)
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart.
We haven't talk in awhile, eh? How ya been doin', Tem (Sister) and/or Kat (Brother). Sorry if I got something wrong with that. >3>
Hey, you jut kinda left our 1x1..did you not want to do it anymore, or..?
What do you call a massive, magical flying lizard that never shuts up? A drag-on.
Thanks for the Follow
Fine. You're all stuck with my puns. Fight me bitch.
Come on I'm hilarious but only when I have the opportunity to share. I've the right to pursue happiness and maybe I need more room for that.
Whoa wait hold up how am I supposed to elaborate my brilliant, useless stories with ONLY ONEHUNDRED FOURTY CHARACTERS?!
You haven't posted anything in forever. Which is a shame because you were very entertaining
*quietly stalking your 1x1 RP's*
Hey guys, Temma's back and healthy. She's taking a short hiatus to catch up on college work though, so she'll be back soon-ish. I'll reply to any threads for her.
thanks for following me!! I really appreciate it! ^~^
Hey everyone, update on Temma. She woke up earlier than planned: we can't find anything wrong, her vitals are as steady as ever, and she seeed to be perfectly healthy. Of course, the hospital is keeping her just for one more night, so she will be back tomorrow.
Thank you for all your well-wishes!
Update: Temma slipped into a coma-like situation. Her brain waves are steady, and she doesn't need any life support - she simply won't wake up. We know what's going on, and we're giving her fluids and nutrients via IV. I believe she'll be awake and well within roughly two days. Her cancer's knocked out completely, the tumor is indeed gone, and her fever has dropped to just slightly above average.
Again, please be patient with posts. I'll do my best.
Hey guys, it's still Tem. Temma has a bad fever (103.5), and it turns out the doctor fucked up her tumor removal. She's not very stable. I took her to the hospital, she's back in ICU for now. I'm confident she'll pull through - I'm helping care for her during my shifts at the hospital.
Anyways, please be patient with replies. We're doing our best.
Hey guys, Temma's still loopy off her pain medications but by god, she has hilarious questions. Here's a few of them I've kept for you guys.
1) What if blankets have feelings and they think we're their lover and that's why they keep us warm at night?
2) Do camels know that they're the backbone of pregnancy jokes?
3) What would a pigeon turned human act like?
4) How do you say potato soup in Dutch?
5) Why is there a squid holding onto my arm?! TEM HELP?! (It was her phone charger tangled on her wrist.)
Ah-hah, just kidding. My bad. I need to go too.
One of us may or may not be on again tonight.
Bye!
~Tem
Just to let everyone know: Temma's not on for now, it's Tem. She probably won't be on tomorrow either. You're stuck with boring me.
~Tem
Update on the sugar/salt prank on Tem:
He found the salt in the sugar shaker.
I've never been more scared in my life.
I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE SOMEONE TRANQ HIM
Friend I havent see in a few years: Hey! How are you? How was the last few years?
Me: *Pounds thee shots of tequila* It all started with fuckin' RolePlaying -
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