I just introduced my boyfriend to a friend of mine.. Only problem is that I called him my friend, because habits, and now she has a crush on him and I'm actually having too much fun with it.. :ClosedEyesSmile:
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I'm already super excited about the plans I have for the next tattoos I might take next.. C:
Out of all the stranger's profiles I'vestalkedviewed, I think you're my favorite.
I think the worst feeling is the emptiness where the shame and guilt should have been..
My friend explained a Vampire Diary quote, having no idea I was once a hardcore fan and I know it by heart.. (It was Damon's chipmonk quote, btw..)
I am the kinda person who can suddenly find herself giving a history lesson on chokers..
When I'm trying to be funny, there's a 50/50 chance it will go right over my best friend's head..
Mama: I tried calling you..
Me: Oh.. I must have taken an accidental nap..
Mama: It was three days ago!
Me: It was a long nap!
My teacher is switching between calling me miss *Town I grew up in* and miss *My middlename, for some reason*.. x'''D
My roomie is horrified that I watch the entire first season of Gunslinger Girl in two days..
So then I sit here.. Alone in the empty Africa-themed classroom.. Cursing quietly over the piano, as my hands refuse to move in opposite directions and I once again fuck up the chorus of Blowin' In The Wind..
My favorite thing about being born and raised in the north.. Is that coming back inside after being in the freezing cold, and knowing what to do in order to get warm again.. :ClosedEyesSmile:
That glorious moment when you see something weird on FB, so you don't say anything, just unplug the headset..
Roomie: Wtf are you watching now?
Me: Worry not.. I will not show you, but I will now tag you in it, together people totally random people that you don't know..
When you're playing a game and hubby calls you "baby" so much in chat, people start a theory that he's actually my mother..
I feel sorry for anyone sitting in the same room as me when I'm knitting.. There's a lot of loud noises and cursing of innocent mittens.. Anything to make my gramma proud, my aunt gave me the idea to make her something, since she always knit things to us..
On this episode of The Few Things Bae And I Actually Agree On: The amount of crunchiness on peanutbutter.
In other news: Do people really eat none-crunchy peanutbutter?
Or is it just a myth?
My roomie had something she wants to show me, and as I put down my knitting and reaches for my glasses so I'll be able to see anything, I realize I've turned into everyone's grandma at the age of 18..
That more amazing moment when they say, "Just take the rest of the cookies, if you want..
That amazing moment when strangers give you cookies and say "Take two, if you want."
I hate getting guest, especially when they talk quietly and have a heavy accent and you have to say "what?" a billion times and feel like a nervous idiot..
That little panic attack when you're on the toilet and strangers come..
I want someone to look at me like my biker dad looks at MCs.. XD
When your brother takes your phone and goes crazy on Discord..
Last day of school.. Last day of me going to the same school as my friends.. Cri..
That moment when a dude thinks I'll get offended by him calling me a socialist.. Siiigh.. 'Muricans.. -
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