The dog had destroyed everything without using any kind of conventional weapon. And...I tripped while trying to run away...
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You wanna go outside? Outside? You wanna go outside? I bet you do. I bet you want to go outside.
Who's a good boy?
Who...indeed.
Everything this week is cancelled.
You, too, may be cancelled.
"Heeey, baby, hey. What's your sign?"
"Gemini."
"Oh, ok, never mind."
Like, spiders, with eight legs, can afford to lose a few.
Samsung - Stop drawing on your wall!
The world is filled with....these things that are....these things that are called people...and when you grow up....you become a....and eat them all...and then you realize that....you become a fire fighter and help people.....but leave your will or else no one will know who you're leaving your....small pack of batteries and you pop the first one in and....stomp on it and then it's probably dead by then so....rip out the plug and put it back in and if it doesn't work then....it's over.
If you purchase our product while not feeling great that will make us not feel great. That kind of negativity is infectious, you know.
Immortality? Walmart has it.
Is Satan a beagle puppy?!
Guys, my awesome atheist family celebrates Jewish and Christian holidays. Should I go with a Christmas pug or a Hanukkah pug as my holiday profile pic?
There are weird noises in my walls...someone help me.
You know what's cuter than a pug?
Whenever someone annoys me when I'm GMing an RP, I write my reply and then I add "bitch" at the end of it in my mind. It's so fun.
GASP! Someone replied already!
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What do I do? Should I reply? No, you don't do that on group interest checks! I'm so excited! Let's see...time to map everything out: once I make the RP, I have to make the places, the roles, and the character sheet. New RPs are always so exciting...
I made a really cool new RP! Now I just have to pray that somebody joins it.
500 community rep! Woohoo! Half-way to 1,000!
Just came back from watching the Nutcracker! It was...
kinda crappy.
I mean, the dancing was cool and whatever but there was this little girl sitting next to me and she kept saying stuff and being really loud and a few times some kids just...screamed. For no reason. They just screamed. Otherwise, it was fine. And I got a new nutcracker for my collection.
My dad grew up with chickens yet I still have Ornithophobia.
So...bored...
*has blue streak in hair*
*wears (mostly) black clothing*
Me: Fuck. I'm becoming an emo.
Thinking about maybe finding out what Homestuck is.
Also thinking about maybe watching/reading/playing/other it. -
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