Slim Intoxicado

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  SpazTheButcher

• May 19, 2021

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : How come we're not there yet?

Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Maybe because a certain severely retarded company commander by the name of Encino Man who, in his infinite retardation, duct-taped his Humvee windows. Thought he was being all tactical and shit, until Bravo missed the turn at the checkpoint 'cause retard couldn't see out his fuckin' truck.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• May 14, 2021

Nothing makes you cringe harder than looking back at old accounts, god. Anyway, here I am.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Jul 3, 2019

BLEURrhghhghhhghhhhh

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Mar 25, 2019

Holy shit, guys... KIDDIE LAND!!!

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Mar 10, 2019

I've been a fan of The Who for years, and have listened to more or less the majority of their songs. Imagine my confusion when "Who Are You - Lost Verse Mix" comes on. If you don't know, "Who Are You" is one of their most famous songs. This mix has a completely new verse in it replacing the second one. I had no clue. I freaked out when I heard it.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Mar 5, 2019

Here they come...

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Feb 16, 2019

If I was a gambler, you know I'd never lose.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Feb 6, 2019

Throwin' punches around & preachin' from my chair.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Dec 8, 2018

C U Z E V E R Y G I R L C R A Z Y B O U T A S H A R P D R E S S E D M A N

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Nov 30, 2018

I talked to the demons, they told me I'm evil.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Nov 15, 2018

dont never let noboidy tell you you cant eat peanut

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Nov 7, 2018

"man door hand hook car door"

- Stephen Allan Poe, 1217

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Nov 3, 2018

shrek is just a gay orc

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Nov 2, 2018

if god aint real then how the cheese get inside the mozzarella stick

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Oct 11, 2018

Knock knock, let the devil in.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Sep 29, 2018

#stopkillingdoctorstomakedrpepper

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Sep 28, 2018

#stopkillingalligatorstomakegatorade

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Sep 8, 2018

Someone sing with me! I'll start! *Ahem*

Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll! Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll!

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Sep 1, 2018

On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Aug 20, 2018

You don't want to sell me death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Jul 23, 2018

Just read the Left 4 Dead "Sacrifice" comics. Excuse me while I go cry.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Jul 21, 2018

Just rewatched my favorite classic horror movie, Halloween.

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Jul 18, 2018

Hey, have any of you heard of Lig Bofa?

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Jul 11, 2018

La-L-Ladies and G-Ge-Gentlemen-Gentlemen Introdu-ducing the new-n-new and impro-proved y-y-you-you know who-who...

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  Slim Intoxicado

• Jul 8, 2018

Good morning! A new day is dawning! It's good to have you here, but I'd really better hit you with a warning...