Battle-Sister May

Oh well... Finally not busy! What do I do now?

Hi. I thought you might take an interest in this.
https://www.rpnation.com/threads/wh50k-age-of-exodus.323489/

So, May. Warhammer's the game with the little genderless kid and the funny skeletons, right?

Did I ever tell you my dad's the head cogboy of a small liberal arts college?

Site's back up. *confetti* Yay.

Welp, parents are out and I'm watching over my sister. I just bought a ton of unhealthy food to share with her. I'm truly not an example to be followed.

That moment you rewatch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and remember why you love it so much.

I wish I had more time for RPing. By the Emperor, doing essay after essay gets boring after some time.

Roboute Guilliman is coming back and I don't know how I feel about that.

Just lost my essay. Can I bash my head on the desk now?

Oh well, four more days until this wreck of a year ends. I know it was not the worst year in history, but it certainly was the worst one I experienced...

That moment when you're writing a thread, forget to save and goes to sleep, then remembers it and you're desperate because you'll lose everything! 


And the site saved it for you.

I swear, one day I'll still find an RP thread that accepts an Unicorn Wizard character!

The Imperial Guard is better.

+++ Report from salvage team on the arrived Imperial Destroyer +++


+++ One recorded vox-caster recovered, all other assets lost with the ship +++


+++ Recovered Imperial Transmission +++


+++ Minor Shrine World: Light of Aeternum +++


+++ Priority: Extreme +++


*Transmission opens to heavy breathing, along with sounds of battle in the background.*

"This-this is Corporal Linhart of the Aeternum Planetary Defense Force!  Whoever gets this, by the Emperor's name, send reinforcements!"
*Loudly in the distance* "WAAAGH!"


"Orks have overrun the primary line, the secondary line and are pressing to the space port here and main shrines over in the Northern Temples.  We managed to get a transmission out before they took out our astropath tower with a rocket, but we have no idea what went through.  If Imperial Command is listening, we need hel-" *The guardsman is cut off by a splatting noise, followed by a different, much more primitive voice.*


"Oy!  Wat's dis?" *A lot clinking sound is heard*


"I thinks iz one of dos vox record dings commanda!"
"Who be telling ya to think huh?  Dat's my job!"  *The sound of something getting hit could be heard*


"Now youse listen here humies!  Dis here's ours shiny world now!  You wantz it bak, you best bring a propa fight.  Send your best tin kan humies ova.  Maybe even some of dem fancy blue boyz with them shiny armor.  Wez already smashed your spikey boyz and then your puny boyz and now your killa kanz and lootz be ours!  Come and get it bak if you wanna smashin'!  We's got da best Warboss, and da best nobs, like me!  Commanda Skysmasha!"
*Another voice is heard again* "Aye!  Dem other warbosses, Ghazghkull Thraka, Blaktoof.  Dey's nothing but panzees!"  *Another sounds of something getting hit, harder this time*


"SHUT IT!  I'Z BE TALKIN!  Slimy gits, all of dem!  Now, likez I saidz, send your best boyz at us here in dis shiny world, cuz we wants more lootz and trophiez, ya hear?"
"Boss!"
"WHAT IS IT NOW?"


"Dey's tryna run on them rokket cruzas!"
"Huh?  Oy!  We's ain't done fightin yet!  You, I hope youse like to fly!"


+++ Transmission Ended +++


+++ Estimated date of recording: two weeks prior +++


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