RpNation

21 year old dude crying at being called old :'3

Hey I'm a little girl. You're old to me. 

Your logic hurts my old timer self. 

Well I'll humor you since you're not trying to break my spirit on purpose.

What's your sales pitch?

I don't have humor. What is sales pitch.

.-. 

See. 

So all this 1x1 rp stuff was a means to call me old? So diabolical  

Nooo. I was supposed to send you that first sentence then I saw your birthday and I couldn't be bothered to make another post again so  I just put it under it. 

*Dies of old age*