Hey there? Do you follow this webcomic? If you don't know about it, I feel like you'll like it 
http://cthulhuslippers.com/
http://cthulhuslippers.com/
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Adventures of Cthulhu:
Day 3: I'm still on the look for a Momma....
WHY WONT ANYONE BE MY MAMA!!! -cries-
Yo anyone here play 360 destiny?
What up m'lord?
-When Senpai hasn't held or cuddled with you in six hours.- S-So c-cold-d
-curls up at your feet- I-I'm c-cold-d....
Are you friends with The Flying Spaghetti Monster?Have you met the Flying Spaghetti M
I wish my ocs were real! I would love to do things with them!
Elch: The sexy Russian bastard who knows how to charm!
Smoke: The knight in shining armor! Chivalry is never dead with him!
Misery: The king of Oblivion! He can spoil you and love you to your hearts content!
Grey: the son of death but not cold hearted at all! He's very sweet and shy, and will do anything to make his mate happy!
Ebony and Ivory: The twin dogs who love their master with all their heart!
Fear: Funny and strong. Miserys less predictable brother!
Busy?
you know I'm an annoying shit
but I can't help it
You know me a little too well
Umm
Will you... M-m-m
MAKE YOUR NOSE BLEED BECAUSE YOU WONT REPLY??
GET INLINEEEE
I MEAN ONLINEEE
IM ON MYPHONE IM SORRY xD
Cthulhu needs hugs...
Um i need help. my profile is wonky and it won't let me do stause updates
One of my best friends moms asked me if I was high, this happened at around lunch time when she saw me at a restaurant with my dad.
Friends mom: Are you high
my dad: What?
Friends mom: He looks high! He acts high as well.
Dad: -looks at me- Are you high?
Me: Ye' of little faith of course I'm not high!
Friends mom: Fine just keep that crap away from my son! -walks away mad-
Dad and myself: -in sync- Jerk...
Cthulhu! : o
Poder azul
Poder negro
Poder blanco
Todo El Mundo poder.
Ten points to the fucking winner.
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*tiny emo dinosaur appears* Thanks for the follow! *disappears*
You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime
This, the tale of reckless love, living a life of crime on the run,
I brush to a gun to paint these states green and red,
Everybody freeze, nobody move, put the money in the bag or we will shoot,
Empty out the vault and me and my doll will be on our way,
Our paper faces flood the streets,
And if the heat comes close enough to burn then we'll play with fire 'cause...
You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime
(Oh, just try and catch us!)
Here we find our omnipotent outlaws fall behind the grind tonight,
Left unaware that the lone store owner won't go down without a fight.
Where we gonna go? He's got us pinned!
Baby, I'm a little scared
Now, don't you quit
He's sounded the alarm, I hear the sirens closing in.
Our paper faces flood the streets,
And if the heat comes close enough to burn then we're burning this place to the ground 'cause...
You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners,
Partners in crime
Partners in crime
([inaudible] police department. Come out with your hands up, we have the place surrounded. Put your weapons down, put your weapons down! Ready, men? Aim... Fire!)
The skies are black with lead-filled rain,
A morbid painting on display,
This is the night the young love died,
Buried at each others side,
You never took us alive
We swore that death would do us part
So now we haunt you in the dark,
You never took us alive,
We live as ghosts among these streets,
Lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime
Partners in crime
One of my favorites
Moderators scare me....
Mod: You're too fabulous! Begone Cthulhu!!!
Me: NUUU!!! You don't understand!
Idk why but I wanna do a family Rp.
Someone please join me!
More selfies and baby pictures!
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