SURCHI THE SNIPER IS BACK!!!!!!!
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My friend brings up my bisexuality in public, a little girl walks past me, turns and makes a 'V' with her fingers, and proceeds to lick it..Flesh is such a beautiful word... makes me think of the color red.I gave all of my friends warnings.. What kind of friend am I? ;-;Oh god I got another warning... I'm going to die.. Not the laughing kind of death.When you marry Yin and Yang and Yin and Yang but now Yin and Yang might be breaking up but Yin and Yang are still together.I am the reincarnation of FSM. Worship me.How to tell your significant other you've used products from the back of Spencer's: Don't.People say I talk about sex too much. I talk about other things... like... um... uh..Today I learned that you can stick two ***** inside of one *******. When I saw it, I was sort of like, what the ****.Not sure if narwhal or impaled dolphin...If when you spell 'brick' you accidentally spell 'dick,' you've been on the internet too long.I can't wait for Valentine's day. My stepmom and dad will be out of the house, and I'll be able to watch porn on volume 100.I can't wait for Valentine's day. My stepmom and dad will be out of the house, and I'll be able to watch porn with 100 volume.Video killed the radio star~Twiddle. Go on, say it. Twiddle. Twiddle...I HAVE MORE LIKES THAN I HAVE POSTS. WUT.I'm so depressed yet so sporadic, I'm not sure if it's hormones or if I'm a lunatic... Ah, lunatic.. such a pretty, pretty word, isn't it?Got senpai?
I HAVE AN IDEA!i LoVe HuGS.I'm baaaaAAAAACK.E-YIN AND E-YANG ARE GETTING MARRIED I'M SO HYPEI did this --> (XD) and it turned into an emoji. Fml.I had a great dream. I.. think I was Sebastian Mich. for a little there.. someone was trying to murder me in every way possible... geez!!!!! -
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