"= Stolas
Regular is Blitz
"Blitz.. I'm giving you this because.. I care.. so very deeply for you.. and i have for some time.. but this.. transactional thing we have.. its not right anymore.. it hasnt been.. it never was. And now, all i can see is how wrong it is to be so tethered to someone in...
"You fucks think you can do this EVERY TIME.. like you can just PLAY with our feelings because we're SMALLER and not as IMPORTANT!"
"I destroy everything! I make everyone's lives WORSE.."
"I don't want to be this way... not forever.."
-Blitzø 2024
Alastor: You must've heard me from my radio broadcast..
Lucifer: Hm.. NOPE.. Guess that's why Charlie called it the "Hazbin Hotel" hahaha..
Alastor: HA. HA. HA. It was actually my idea..
Lucifer: Haha.. well it's not very clever..
Alastor: HA HAAA.. Fuck you..
[ALASTOR]
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
[LUCIFER]
What a bunch of losers
[ALASTOR]
Can you butt out of my song?
[LUCIFER]
Your song? I started this!
[ALASTOR]
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[LUCIFER]
Oh, you tacky piece of—
I'm in the corner, watching you kiss her, oh
I'm right over here, why can't you see me? Oh
And I'm giving it my all
I'm not the guy you're taking home, ooh
I keep dancing on my own, ah