Going to see The Lion King Broadway Musical tonight... I’m excited!
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Saying “um” is the human equivalent to buffering like a computer.
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Beatboxers must be really good at demonstrating the noise their car has been making to their mechanic.
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A million ants could pick you up, but you couldn’t pick up a million ants.
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The average person spends 6 months of their lifetime waiting on a red light to turn green.
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Knock Knock jokes help children remember to ask “who’s there?” When someone is at the door.
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You don’t realize how long 30 seconds is until you have to sit through an unskippable ad.
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What if 11:11 actually works but there’s one person wishing for everyone else’s dreams to not come true.
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Accents are mouth fonts.
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When you clean out a vacuum, you technically become a vacuum cleaner.
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Put your left leg up when the clock strikes 12 tonight, to start out your new year on the right foot.
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