The One Eyed Bandit

The One Eyed Bandit

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  • GasMaskie

    You can't resist Cleo's allure.
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    Also, she does have a voiced line that confirms that she actually did love him - though she's really shocked when she sees him as he is now. Caesar's previously mentioned how he was always like that though - perhaps he got /fit/ later in life after his prime? Her second ascension adds a GIANT GOLDEN CG SNAKE that she sits on and her third one gives her a white robe that's more in line with her time.
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    I can only imagine this is what he looked like when she met him though.
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    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    Holy shit. She's a brawler? Great. Brawlers are my freakin' weakness, man.


    Also, the glory of Caesar is dazzling and great. No mere vessel called forth by the Grail could measure up to his true magnificence.
    GasMaskie
    GasMaskie
    If I remember correctly, she met Caesar when he was like 50. All the campaigning must have made him /fit/ as fuck, but we summoned the younger fat version since that was what he was like in his prime.


    It also seems like Cleopatra weaponizes her beauty by posing so hard that her visage burns people based on the Halloween Event Prologue.  So she's basically a Jojo. Vlad Extra is a tanky Lancer, his NP doesn't look as good as Rad Vlad's. Tristan and Lancelot also get called out for being wife-stealing fetishists and MILF lovers by Caster and Lancer Liz. And once again, Robin shows up to babysit Liz like in France and America. The other two members of Brave Liz's party turn out to be Ibaraki Douji and Nitocris. 


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    GasMaskie

    OH SHI-
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    ASSASSIN CLEOPATRA
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    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    Man, the Tamamo and Jalter rate ups just destroyed my savings. I'm going to throw myself off a cliff if they decide to put Sensei or Iskander in a gacha anytime soon.
    GasMaskie
    GasMaskie
    Berserker Cu ate up my savings but at least I got him and Vlad (though I was hoping for Nightingale). The only reason I want Sigurd is because I rolled Bryn on a ticket way back when. Same with Sita since Rama popped up in a ticket. Emiya Alter and Tiamat are also on my list, I'm hoping we get a busty dragon girl this time around.
    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    I just hope they put an Iri in the Gatcha. Dunno if I'll be able to resist trying to reunite mother and daughter if the chance is given to me.
    The One Eyed Bandit
    At this point I just want Index S3 so I can see Acqua's asskicking animated.


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    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    At least Zaregoto is by Nisio. I won't give up hope until someone announces an adaption of Hakomari or something.


    ...So never, basically.


    *sigh*
    GasMaskie
    GasMaskie
    Stuff that we'll never ever get:


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>The Devil on the G-String [/COLOR]


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>Fate/Apocrypha[/COLOR]


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>Index III[/COLOR]


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>Spice and Wolf Season 3[/COLOR]


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>Heavy Object S2[/COLOR]


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>Crossbone Gundam We may actually get this.[/COLOR]


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>A good Bones sequel[/COLOR]


    [COLOR=#789922&#13]>My Maid is a Formless Entity[/COLOR]


    That last one is there because Lovecraftian waifus are the best.
    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    Does that mean we'll get Strange/Fake instead?


    No?


    *SIGH*
    GasMaskie

    This is the undisputed best girl of To Aru, y/y?
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    The One Eyed Bandit
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    GasMaskie
    GasMaskie
    It also just occurred to me that Touma does a better job at deconstructing self-inserts than Subaru from Re:Zero. Like, just looking back at everything, being Touma is literal fucking misfortune. He gets the shit beaten out of him pretty much every other week, he's constantly poor because of his pet headcrab, he's suffering amnesia so he has no recollection of his friends or family, and just about every girl in his harem abuses the shit out of him. 
    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    Coincidentally, the ones who don't abuse him are all the best ones.


    #itsuwanumber1


    #mentaloutnumber2


    #lessarnumber3
    Emperor Nero
    Bow, Territorial Bandit.


    Tuum est enim caritas Dei!
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    Emperor Nero
    Emperor Nero
    It is pleasant to have someone finally agree to my command to bow! The nerve of some of these subjects...


    You know what they say about men with one eye, though. Much more cooperative.


    You may rise!
    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    Of course, my liege, you'll not find such barbarism from me.


    Prithee, slaughter the savages, I say, they'd best learn not to spit in the face of your benevolence!
    Emperor Nero
    Emperor Nero
    I would think a bandit would be more barbaric than others, yet my subjects always surprise me!

    No, no need to slaughter them.
    cojemo
    Well I guess it's fate (HA!) that would have you be my replacement in endless cycle. I'm counting on you to win in my stead!
    The One Eyed Bandit
    mfw this is only my second one eyed avatar
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    jinkx
    jinkx
    @Trust i believe it's more of an interactive story than a roleplay
    The One Eyed Bandit
    The One Eyed Bandit
    NOT AN RP


    A QUEST


    VOTE FOR CHOICES 


    LIKE A COMMUNITY VN
    GasMaskie
    GasMaskie
    Seems like Quests have a higher chance of not dying so long as the QM doesn't burn themselves out. 


    With competitive settings like Danganronpa and Fate, you'd  be hard-pressed to find an RP that can actually run to completion because the self-interests of players conflict with the flow of the game.
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