"Hey, instead of hanging out with your bro every day, you come with us for a spa day"?
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OKAY BABIES GATHER 'ROUND MY CHAIR I HAVE A STORY FOR Y'ALL SUCKERS
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M'kay so Tem got us some tickets to a sort of 'mini-concert' to a local band i absolutely love. Anyways so since he kinda-sorta knows the bassist, we get to go and talk to them after the concert. Apparently, Tem never told these guys we're siblings and since we're kinda clingy and Tems Super-Ultra-Protective, and we look next to nothing alike, the lead vocalist asks if we're a couple.
Hm.
I look at Tem and we just kinda wordlessly communicate the same basic message:
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Anyways, we breaks the news that we're twins and there's dead silence, just... I'm pretty sure I heard God sighing above and shaking his head. And then, the drummer just fucking looses it - like, I thought for sure he was gon' die from laughing. Instead, he just wheezes out "HAROU AND HIKARU" and keeps laughing. At first, i'm like
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AND THEN IT HIT ME AND TEM AT ONCE AND-
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"NOOOoooOoOOoOOoOO!"
And the god damned drummer (Chris or Clint or whatever) is just over in the corner being a fucking dumbass like
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And I just.... No. And then we left in a huge rush.
So yeah, the end.
"You and Tem should really think about spending some time away from each othe-"
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Flirting with someone I don't care about for the lolz:
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Me flirting with my actual boyfriend:
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OKAY SO GATHER 'ROUND MY CHILDREN AUNT TEMMAS GOTTA STORY
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Today, Tem and I decided to waltz off to this cute cafe for breakfast before it closed - so here. We are, we're drinking our lattes and Tem has his weird pastry thing and these tiny guys walk in. Like, I'm pretty sure the oldest was like thirteen. Anyways, one of them sees me and starts guffawing and shit and at first I thought Tem was gonna deck him but then-
"You're sexy, can I have your number?"
Um, excuse me? You're like a tiny little caterpillar and i'm a goddamn butterfly. So, I look at Tem like
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And Tem, the ever sassy, returns my look with
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So we trash our cups and get our phones and wallets and whatever, then get up to leave. And then (I can't believe this) one of the baby creeps looks right at me and says "You're gonna drink my milk tonight!"
Um.
Excuse me?
So of course, again with me being me, i say-
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And then me and Tem leave like the fabulous bitches we are.
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I would like to apologize for my sisters behavior today.
She's a bit drunk.
Sorry!
~Tem
So today, Tem and I decided to ditch our dorm and go see the "God-Dorm Lights," which was a fundraiser hosted by the interior design students. What they did was take about fifty strands of Christmas lights - colored - and stick ping-pong balls onto the lights, so the plastic would glow different colors. The ceiling int he Chill Room (basically like a club - TVs, snacks, gaming, the likes.) is black, so the black strands were invisible - the ping-pongs were layered on the ceiling and it was super cool, as you could imagine! However, that wasnt it - the student smust have absolutely slaved over the walls! Glimmer strand lights COMPLETELY covered the walls, and the chairs and furniture were all lined with solid ropes of LED lights and christmas trees were everywhere - it was absolutely stunning! A buffet provided by the culinary students was there for an addiction two dollars (Entry was five dollars a person) and i swear it was like i was on vacation. Anyways, we hunted down a few Interior Design students and asked how long it took to make all of it. You know what they answered with? YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAID?!
"Oh yeah it only took like two hours to set up, no big deal."
BITCH IT TAKES ME AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GET A SIXTH WAY DONE WITH A PAINTING! What do you MEAN covering the ETIRE ceiling and the ENITRETY OF THE WALLS with these lights and then LINING FURNITURE AJNCFIUBOENHWJUB?!?!!
And then there's TEM dear god don't get me STARTED.
You know how long it takes him to design, buy fabric, and sew a evening gown?
WELL DO YOU?!
HE SLAVES OVER HIS DESIGNS FOR AT LEAST TWELVE HOURS
MEASURING WOMEN
DOING MATH
THINKING WHAT FABRICS AND WHAT THREAD
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NYLON CHORD OR JEAN CHORD THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME TEM
but them he HAS TO HAND PICK FABRIC
TAFFETA WTF IS THAT CHIFFON
But oh no
no no no
these interior design students can do an ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING ROOM
IN NINETY MINUTES.
FUCK YOU INTERIOR DESIGNERS, FROM BOTH ME AND TEM
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STORY TIME GATHER AROUND MY CHILDREN
So this is how me and my boyfriend came to be.
The first time we ever met, Tem had invited him along to one of our shenanigans in junior year (when we were fifteen) and we decided to meet up at a little restaurant called Henry's. I had just taken a bite when Vincent took his seat, so I was all likeView attachment 225370
Great first impression, right? Anyways, we continued on towards our chosen activity - later tag. Now, if any of us meet in real life, please understand that I may be tiny, but I'm really, really good at climbing. So, our laser tag arena was super decked with huge trees and brick piles - I'd scamper up and shoot Vincent as much as possible, until he finally freaked out and yelled "Where the hell are you, you she-devil bat?!"
It was like the stars aligned - the goddesses above sang down their songs of blessing. I was in one of the fake trees, not five fee above him, so i thought - fuck it. I just dropped down, landing on my feet like a ninja and getting all up in his face. Or, trying to - he's six foot, and I'm five foot four. Anyways, it worked! He freaked out, and fell backwards. I just pulled a weird face and asked if I made him uncomfortable.
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He just laughed and had me help him up. Anyways, after Lazer Tag, we went to me and Tems place and just chilled with a bunch of hot cocoa since it was winter and face it, we were cold. Me and Tem have this habit - we always tap mugs, and I wasnt sure if Vincent knew yet so I started to reach out but stopped when he didn't. However, he saw me and apparently my awkward self looked like
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So he thought i was flirting. Crazy, right? Anyways, we decided to watch some movie - only, I didn't realize halfway through Tem had moved to my other side, making me a Tem/Vince sandwich. Anyways, we were watching a monster grab out for a infant and I heard myself start to shriek "Hey - the BABY!!!" And tried to stop myself, and failed miserably - i yelled "HEY BABE!"
And to make things worse, I often reach out and grab Tems wrist when i'm freaked out durring movies - only, it wasnt Tems wrist. It was Vince's. So, from that day forwards, whenever he saw me he would be like
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Until, one day, it wasnt a joke. We can't remember exactly when we started 'dating', but we know it was mid-July 2014.
So, yeah! Me and my boyfriend.
Some girl: *to Tem* OMG you called me a princesses so I have to be your favorite person!!!!
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So as many of my partners on here know, my twin brother Tem and I recently went on a double date. I brought my boyfriend and my brother brought his. Since it was a very nice restaurant, he (the aspiring clothing designer) and I (who would wear jeans to prom in high school) would often run each other's outfits by. Then we would wear our favorites and walk back and forth in our 'mirror hall'(the last roommate we had put up four mirrors to see all sides) and see what to fix.
This is all I could think of.
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Tems crush: Hey, so Tem *asks Tem out*
Tem: Aww how sweet! Of course!
Tem and I: *gets home*
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Me: *Sees twin across the daycare room*
Tem: *Slight shake of his head*
Me: *Grins broadly*
Tem: *Using ASL* Please please please no not again
Me: "WHHHOOOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!"
Every little kid: *RIOTS* SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!! *Screaming and running around*
Tem: You think you're so cute, you little bitch.
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Stay in milk, get eight hours of drugs, don't do sleep, and drink your school!
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What is a sharks favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
*Rolls up sleeve* You wanna go bro? *Rolls up other sleeve* 'ight dude come at me *Rolls up someone else's sleeve* COME AT ME BRUH
As a feminist, I don't understand why anti-feminists get so angry about us expressing our opinions? I personally don't shove mine down others peoples throats, but if I even mention it I get like four people jumping on my back and snarling at me. Honestly, I don't care what anyone else thinks. I'll respect your opinion as long as you respect mine. However, I won't respect your opinion if it discriminates against anyone. It's so easy to avoid those angry confrontations. All you have to say is "I don't agree with you" and explain calmly. Boom, there, that's your point, end of discussion and back to us chatting about potatoes or whatever.
>:T I'm mad at you for not reminding me to follow you for being such a good Role-player.
What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted!
The brain is the coolest organ ever. Then again, look who's telling me that....
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