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StatusUndead
Hello. I don't really have a name, but my Status is Undead. Not sure when I died, or how, but I did. Now I'm here. Roaming around. Just doing RP stuff on this site. As Undead are wont to do.
I am quite lazy, so I am copy/pasting a section from my 1x1 recruitment thread here. In that thread, I had posted expectations for me and my partner, so it may refer to a thread or plots that don't make sense in the about me section, but, that's what you're getting, as opposed to a proper about me.
Firstly, about me. I have no name, but my Status is Undead. Feel free to call me whatever pleases you.
Time is a resource I do not have a plethora of. Therefore, I forgo proofreading, relying solely on my ability to get it right the first time. Unfortunately, I am not perfect, so I do not always get it right the first time. I may make spelling/grammar mistakes, or include other such oddities in my posts. Please forgive me, though I do not believe they should affect the readability of my posts. I do not proofread my posts, so please inform me if you wish me to fix any mistakes, or make any changes to my posts before responding to them.
I generally write 2-4 paragraphs. Potentially more, depending on what's being described or going on. I write in third person exclusively. I can play any gender and sexual orientation. I can double, or more. I can guarantee a post at least once per week. Though it'll probably come out averaging closer to once a day.
I am in my thirties. I like chatting OOC and making friends. I enjoy planning plots and building worlds cooperatively. I will be very active in OOC discussions involving the RP. While flying by the seat of my pants can often be fun, I also like steering the plot in specific directions. This includes things such as coordinating who wins/loses a fight before writing it out. I feel like operating in this manner helps combat any feelings of needing to one up my partner as we continuously dodge or counter attacks. Also, choosing beforehand specific battles for your characters to lose can be a great tool for pushing the plot in specific directions.
I do not like god modding. For example, let's say our characters are fighting one another. You write that your character attacks and pushes or knocks down my character. That is not acceptable. Instead, either write in the attack, and let me decide if it lands, or how my character reacts, or just discuss it with me OOC first, and ask if it's OK to write my character being hit, or dodging, or whatever you have in your head canon. I will certainly be doing plenty of that myself, as it can often bog down an RP if you're writing back and forth for each action and reaction.
I want to RP in threads, on this site. My reasoning for this is that I like to watch my post count increase. Posting in PMs or off-site does not increase the post count, unfortunately. Although I am not averse to using Discord, or alternative sites, if our RP falls outside the rules for this site.
Next, about you.
Be able to roughly match my post length. I will not accept one liners or single, short paragraphs as responses. I also do not wish for novels, or walls of texts. I, myself, will not be doing any fancy formatting, and do not hold those expectations for you either, but you should be able to utilizes spaces to enhance readability. Readability is important to me. So please, if you're into heavy formatting and coding, make sure the font and colors are easy to read. I use dark mode, if that helps.
I expect you to write in third person. Writing in first person makes it seem like you are the focus of the story. I also expect you to participate in world building and plot development. This is our story, not mine.
You must also be at least of drinking age. I often like to include dark themes, or put my characters through cruel situations. It's just too weird trying to write about difficult situations with children.
You are free to choose any gender/sexuality you wish. Most of my plots and ideas don't have specific genders/sexualities. If they do have something in mind, I'll list it before hand. Otherwise, you may choose your gender, and if you wish, my gender as well, as well as our sexualities.
You must bring your own ideas to the table. I am not running this as a GM. The world and plot are ours to design together. Please be willing to let me know if you want to tweak any of my ideas/suggestions, and feel free to outright tell me something I suggest just flat out doesn't interest you. I am not easy to offend.
I am an extremely serious person. I do not like joking around. To that extent, you must be a master at making tea. We can not have serious discussions, nor be taken seriously, without a cup of tea in our hands. I can not make tea. I have no tea making skills. So this burden falls upon you.