*Playing Fallout 4, jumps off of the Prydwen in power armor. Somehow I fall through the map of the world, and fall endlessly into the void below the map.*
"No, NO!!!! I'm outside the level, this isn't right!!!!!!!"
I am slightly mad now, for as I was walking back home a while ago, a car going above the speed limit passed me, thrown a cup of soda out of their window, and it hit me, drenching me in soda! What did I do to deserve this, besides ruining a lot of virtual lives in video games! Actually, wait, don't answer that, but I still am mad though.
Some (probably most) might not care about this, but this was funny to me, so why not share what made me laugh?
*I have been playing minecraft with a friend, it is just sun rise in the game, and we are walking across a mountain in the game. I look behind us, and see the beautiful sunrise and landscape.*
"Hey, look behind us."
*She does as I said, but when she looks behind her a creeper blows up, just as she turns around. She is launched off the cliff from the force of the blast, and dies of falling damage. I could only laugh historically as she was yelling at me.*
I love all Friday 13th's, always very lucky on days like this. Nothing went wrong for once to ruin my day, and I even avoided all of my stalkers, so that is very lucky for me.
*Finishes shoveling snow off of the drive way. "Finally, I can now get myself some tea." *A ton of snow falls directly on me from a tree branch above me.* "..." *Throws shovel out of anger and goes back inside.*