wysiwygbaby
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The Hacker, The Locksmith, The Lookout, The Gentleman, The Redhead, The Pickpocket, The Cleaner, The Mole.
I just caught up on some well-needed sleep.... Slept for 14 hours last night.
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!YOU WERE ONLINE WHILE I WAS ONLINE
Do you ever just cry because Frank?
But they can't use iTunes, so, fuck 'em, who needs 'em?
If you're my agent, you might be thinking: "Oh no, sound the alarms! You're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms!"
"I love your smile, that you smile wide, and I love how your torso has an arm on either side!"
"I love your hands, cause your fingerprints are like no other! I love your eyes and their blueishbrowninggreenish color...."
Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague, so I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like:
I love my baby, and you know I couldn't live without her, but now I need to make sure every girl thinks this song's about her.
So repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff, repeat stuff!
"SO REPEAT STUFF, REPEAT STUFF, REPEAT STUFF!"
"Though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen!"
America says "We love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us!"
But you'll still love it, and let me (Can't say this part >.>)
To not realize everything I've said has been said before in a thousand ways, in a thousand songs, sung with the same four chords!
I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mum, but more than all of that I love the fact that you are dumb enough (SWAG)
I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it, I love your heart, and you're so smart! 'Cause you gave away it.DREW.
My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's the way that I walk, makes them think I like....... Boys...
"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own" - Bo Burnham
"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own" - Bo Burnham
Yo yo yo, my rhymes on my status would be a whole lot stronger, if the character limit on my status was just a little bit lon -
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