Nautical Twilight

A moose is a majestic and dangerous animal. Capable of defeating a bear in antler-to-claw combat, and killing you with their sheer mass if you dare ram one with your puny car. Although they are temperamental, they are not vindictive or territorial and don't see humans as food and will therefore usually not pursue humans if they simply run away.

A goose, is the opposite. Terrible, horrible and terrible, geese are the bane of all. They are vindictive, territorial, even more temperamental and nearly as lethal. They assault their prey with sonic blasts known as honks, and worse of all, despite being birds, they have teeth. The abominations...