On today's episode of "My Shitty Office", I met the "cigarette fairy". I had heard rumors of the old woman who burrowed through our trash in search of discarded cigarettes before but didn't believe she existed until today. I went outside to take my break and since the dumpster is in the only shady spot on the lot, I was sitting by it. All of a sudden, this older lady, who certainly looks shabby but by no means homeless, walks up and just starts digging through the trash looking for cigarette butts (and since about 98% of my coworkers smoke, there's a lot). She then took out a lighter and tried to take a drag off of each cigarette butt she found. All while I stared open mouthed. Keeping it classy, Seattle....
