Malibu

So, I have a friend whose last name is "Dommit" (pronounced basically like it looks, but a soft 'o'). And I'm not sure how we got on the topic, but we were talking about baby names. And all of a sudden he goes "HOLD UP BECAUSE I HAVE THE MOST LIT BABY NAME OF ALL TIME". So he tells me, if he ever has a son, he wants to name him Godfrey Ken Dommit...


Please tell me someone else got the joke because I laughed unattractively for a solid five minutes (hint: you might need to say it a little faster)

On today's "My Shitty Office",


We officially have a new supervisor. Not sure how I feel about her yet. But, any hope I had about my always-late coworker being fired under her, were dashed. She's said that she really can't fire her (which makes me wonder why BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS). Also found out that my coworker is now only on a Thursday/Friday schedule (though why she hasn't said). But she's only come in on Fridays for the past three weeks (coincidentally when there's free food...).

26 more working days at this shitty office. DECEMBER GET HERE FASTER.

SEAHAWKS WON IT IN THE LAST QUARTER YAAAAAS!!!

Thank God for the return of Seahawks football. #gohawks

Chinese takeout and cheap wine because I haven't had time to go grocery shopping...

Just packed up my wine glasses. I guess this is my unconscious way of telling myself not to drink wine in between now and finals? GOD DAMMIT WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

On today's "My Shitty Office",


To deal with the dwindling numbers of staffers, the executives have started hiring their own family. So now, not only do I have to work for shitty execs, but I have to work for their shitty kids, cousins, and nieces and nephews. Nepotism at its finest.

Thank God for Blue Friday. #gohawks

Only 28 more working days at this stupid place...

On today's "My Shitty Office",


Let me preface this by saying, I don't mind if people smoke. I personally don't smoke and I kind of think that it's disgusting, but if you want to smoke go right ahead. Just don't submit me to having to smell it.


Now, usually, my coworkers (about 96% of which smoke) are pretty good about airing out or spraying themselves with some cologne and chewing some gum or something after they've smoked so that I don't have to smell cigarettes on them. But today, one of my coworkers who sits by me (I couldn't tell you which one) came in from break after having smoked and OH MY GOD IT SMELLED LIKE HE HAD SET HIS CLOTHES ON FIRE. It stunk so bad five feet out in either direction of either of them, which also, unfortunately, encompasses my desk. I spent the last hour of my shift with my hand pressed to my nose trying to inhale nothing by my lotion but it was STILL too strong.


And I didn't want to say anything. So instead I took a fifteen minute bathroom break. FML.

On today's "My Shitty Office"...


It has recently come to my attention that a lot of the long-time people at the company are leaving. On top of me leaving in December, another dude in my department is leaving in November, one of the executives is also leaving in December, my supervisor is leaving at the end of this month, and a handful of other people have already stated that they're leaving in the next two months. There's going to be a mass exodus of people right before and around the holidays and it gives me a sick sense of pleasure. Everyone's wising up to how shitty this company/location is.

send some rain over here pls

The only problem with rainy days is NO ONE IN SEATTLE KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE IN IT. My 25 minute commute to work took 40 minutes today.

Waking up to the sound of a hard rain is the most beautifulthing in the world. Seattle came through ❤❤❤❤

Also, had my first PSL of the season today.... #basic

Bought my textbooks for my final quarter at university. Usually, by shopping the deals, I can make it out for under $100. NOT THIS TIME UGHHH.

On today's "My Shitty Office",


Every other Friday, the company provides pizza for the employees and today just happened to be pizza Friday. It also happens to be the one day when everyone in my department decides to eat in the break room instead of out in their cars (so they can smoke). I take my lunch (I didn't want pizza), sat down at my table, when four of my coworkers came up to my table. "I don't want to leave you to eat alone again!" one says and they all sit down with me.


No. Stop. 


There's a reason I sit at this table. And you are ruining it. I don't want to talk to my co-workers. I just want to do the rest of my time and GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE.


Bonus episode: For the past week, my shitty always-late coworker showed up only for the last two hours of her shift. Bruh, why even bother at that point? Just stay the fuck home.

So my dad texts me this morning: "Hey, when I was travelling this week I heard a song by Taylor Swift that I liked. Do you have her CDs? I can't remember which song though." YAAAAS MY DAD IS TURNING INTO A SWIFTIE!!

There is nothing more beautiful than the sound of Seattle rain.

Football, I love you. But these Thursday night games make it absolutely killer waking up the next morning for work. LET THIS POOR COLLEGE STUDENT REST, SEAHAWKS!

To make "My Shitty Office" into an actual blog, or keep it as sound bytes in statuses for viewing convenience.... hmmmm...

I have the absolute sweetest friends in the world!! Seriously, how did I get so lucky?!

After a week of temperatures in the 80s and 90s, the weather this week isn't supposed to get above 75. SWEET BABY JESUS THANK YOU. I see you coming, Autumn, and I am READY.

Bah! Why is it that I have all this inspiration to write and roleplay when I'm at work, and then the second I get home to reply, my brain just farts and shuts down?