LocoMetal

Here's a few boring things about me:

My favourite colour is orange
My favourite animal is the hyena.
My favourite genre is dark fantasy or post apocalyptic.
My favourite thing to eat is chocolate.
I'm Canadian yet a lord of Scotland.
Former professional nihilist.
I'm a doctor (but not really a doctor, call it a catch-phrase).
I'm super friendly but I have a messed up sense of humor.
I'm always willing to help people be it a shoulder to cry on or to lend advice.
I'm pretty fuggin stupid.
I indulge in self deprecating humor.
Absolutely nothing can offend me but I tend to play into jokes for the sake of a cheap laugh.