If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
KiKi Kitsune
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I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly, who would I shit on?"
Are you still alive? •-•
Have you ever just been chilling, doing something mundane, then WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY! And the entire opening plays 3 times over.
Oh my gosh, you like Nanbaka too? (I was reading the January newsletter!) Not to mention Yuri On Ice...
I love Yuri Plisetsky and Jyugo
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see" isn't taken well by some people.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
So I just binged the entire first season of Gravity Falls which means I have not nearly enough sleep to function today... No regrets!
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
So everybody is commenting on the US elections and the candidates they've got and I'm sitting here, like... We're a head of you. Already have liars and cheats in power with power hungry peeps not far behind.
~much love from SA
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Best one-liner/pun. Go!
Realistic modern Guardians of the Galaxy AU: security guards working at a Samsung store.
"Woah! Look at that bulldozer!"
"....Dude, that's a sleeping cow."
NEW PLACE
How to fangirl. Step 1: scream internally. Step 2: scream externally. Step 3: scream eternally.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
There are very few problems that can’t be solved by using a large amount of explosives.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue with pizza? He ate it before it was cool
What do you get when you cross an angry cow and an upset sheep? An animal that's in a baaaad mooood
There once was a man from Japan
I will be away for the next 2 days or so, thus won't be able to post
RAAAAAAGE (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ -
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