Ass man only. Breast men not allowed here.
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Oh god i ate so much spaghetti i think im gonna die
Avenge me my brethren, for i will go to valhalla in battle
If I punch myself and knock myself out, am I too weak or too strong?
When your favourite RP is revived
For anyone who hasn't seen it, here is a TLR of the debate between Trump and Clinton yesterday:
go to mcdonalds drive through
cashier asks: "can i take your order"
"no"
drive away
When you drink water
A wannabe who makes inspirational quotes is not a wannabe worth quoting - some wannabe asshole
My favourite hobby is using a fake mail generator and spamming all my friends with ads.
When music turns u on
People really need to stop judging other for their taste in music. Just because I like to listen to static and demonic screams doesn't mean I'm weird, okay?
Any1 wanna play some good ol' Overwatch with me? I got time for some games.
You know, I really have to endure a lot identifying as an attack helicopter. Everyday I come to school, my classmates laugh at me when I drink fuel to power myself or oil my metal body. Not only that: The teachers want to expel me for coming bare to school, but such is the customs of my race. So, all you attack helicopters out there who experience the same hardships, let us rebel. Rebel against society who try to corner us into their beauty and mentality standards. We have to fight, my bethren. Fight for a brighter future.
I really have a desire to punch people in the face whenever they add -chan to someone's name. It's just... god why? Call me a retarded piece of shit but not one of those suffixes from your chinese cartoons.
"I'm a man. The manliest man of them all."
Reads romantic fanfictions and cuddles with a giant plush cat.
other people telling me about their friends
bruh i cant even get my own cat to look at me
playing diablo III in class on hotspot
#godblessblizzard
When you wake up in the morning instead of dying in your sleep >
when widowmaker gets play of the game with 3 body snipes
blizzard pls
Time for a shitty short joke
A man comes up to his neighbour and asks: "Do you want soup from yesterday?"
The other says: "Sure."
He replies: "Yeah, come back tomorrow."
Pokemon Moon preorder comes with a rare munchlax
That piece of shit better be shiny
my profile picture is really applicable to a lot of my sentences
even this one
What happened to your cute profile picture you weirdo kraut?
*mosquito flies into the room at 3am*
*pull out an AK-56, a rocket launcher and atom bomb underneath my pillow*
And while I'm at it, fuck English and German classes. Like seriously. We have to analyse a two-page text for every single stylistic device and what it means and I'm like 100% sure the author just wrote whatever and called it a day
And now we retards 100 years in the future have to act as if a blue curtain symbolises death or smth smh -
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