if i was on ellen:
ellen: so, there’s rumors that you tweet constantly about wanting to die
me: hah, yeah, i do
*death comes from behind the curtain, creeps onto the stage*
me: omg, ellen, you didn’t
ellen: so, there’s rumors that you tweet constantly about wanting to die
me: hah, yeah, i do
*death comes from behind the curtain, creeps onto the stage*
me: omg, ellen, you didn’t